Ted Cruz: „Wir werden auch Krypto entfesseln.“ – Erklärt sich selbst zum einzigen US-Senator, der Bergmann ist

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  1. And if mining in Texas leads to another winter blackout I’ll be the first to leave you stranded – Ted Cruz probably

  2. Texas can’t even keep the lights on. They can’t handle a bitcoin oasis.

  3. fartiestpoopfart on

    i feel like switzerland in ww2 now. stop putting blood on my gold bro.

  4. parkway_parkway on

    Going around saying you’re a senator with a proud interest in miners is going to get you some funny looks.

  5. He missed the first gold rush in his country, so he definitely doesn’t wanna miss this one

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  6. AmbitiousNub on

    I think it’s extremely sad how the political blinders will prevent so many people from acknowledging that a friggin’ US senator is actively mining BTC and wants to take the flag and run with it.

    We’ve come so far, yet your political hatreds will stop you from celebrating a huge, huge win for us.

    Just close your eyes and pretend it’s a (D) in the name.

  7. praisetheboognish on

    Corruption is about to be way out in the open hope everyone’s able to make as much money as these fucks and their insider trading. Good luck everyone.

  8. Every_Hunt_160 on

    He asked his grandson to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and declared himself as a miner

  9. Honestly, he shouldn’t be allowed to hold any individual crypto just like he shouldn’t be allowed to hold any individual stock.

  10. It’s a shame that mining bitcoin in a warm sunny state like Texas can’t be powered by like the sun or something futuristic /s

  11. Nice_Block on

    Ted Cruz doesn’t give any shit about crypto. Dude is a top tier grifter.

  12. Leading-Scarcity7812 on

    Is it possible for them to get ahold of “secret” whales. Buy masses of Bitcoin?

    Any way to avoid this shit?

  13. The rest of the Republican Senate: “**Minors**, Ted. We’re into **minors**.”

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