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    UFO-Experte sagt, Irland könnte über das „Athlone-Portal“ einer außerirdischen Invasion ausgesetzt sein


    UFO-Experte sagt, Irland könnte über das „Athlone-Portal“ einer außerirdischen Invasion ausgesetzt sein

    https://www.joe.ie/news/ufo-expert-says-ireland-could-undergo-alien-invasion-through-the-athlone-portal-828560

    Von WholeInternational38

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    1. underover69 on

      The word “could” is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in that sentence.

    7. One_Inevitable_5401 on

      What’s the point in predicting that, when he’s wrong he will look like a twat, if on the off chance, he’s right and aliens take over the world we aren’t going to stop and tell him how smart he is as we’re being probed

    10. Augheye on

      Sean’s bar is my guess as the portal. They’ll have done their research surely?

    11. HighDeltaVee on

      Personally, I’m waiting for the solstice sun to finally trigger the Newgrange teleport facility, and light our way to the stars.

      Sadly, the Tuatha dé Danann forgot that this was Ireland, so it was going to be cloudy for several thousand years.

    14. ResponsibleTrain1059 on

      Dude is off his rocker. Everyone knows the interdimensional portal is in limerick junction.

    18. tearsandpain84 on

      Apparently at the moment there is a swarm of UFO’s over the east coast of America that is being monitored by a fleet of government drones.

    20. TheDirtyBollox on

      This the same ufo expert who “found” that hole in the beach during the summer?

    21. Ok-Kaleidoscope1866 on

      Any self-respecting alien would nope the fuck out of Athlone as soon as they got through the portal

    26. Financial-Painter689 on

      At this point an alien invasion wouldn’t even crack the top 500 things that would give me anxiety. I wish they’d stop edging us and just get on with it

    27. Dazzling_Detective79 on

      Fella who found the “meteorite” on the beach is at it again

    32. Necessary_Physics375 on

      They haven’t shot them down yet, so therefore, they must be aliens.. or maybe just their own drones??

    33. odie_wan_ on

      Sounds like an urban dictionary definition e.g. Shove it up your oul Athlone Portal ye cunt ye / The wee green men probed him right up the old Athlone Portal.

    35. woodpigeon01 on

      The word “expert” is doing some heavy lifting in this article…

    37. Rodonite on

      At least Sligo is safe as long as Queen Meabh keeps the carrowmore vortex at a low level

    41. Prestigious_Key_7801 on

      Coincidentally my pet name for your mums fanny was the Athlone Portal as a whole army had come through it

    42. LetterHopeful on

      Will the aliens get free state accomodation when they land and a phone so ET can phone home ?

    43. smooth_capybara on

      To any aliens reading, my orifices are ready and willing to be probed

    44. Jacksonriverboy on

      They forgot to mention:

      “After speaking with us, Mr. Nally returned to huffing glue in his shed.”

    45. Honoratoo on

      My grandmother was from outside of Athlone, in Lissanode . She is dead now, but thank God she got out in time….

    47. Mahadness on

      This is obviously just to distract from the impending invasion when the Naas ball finally hatches…

    48. momalloyd on

      Some feckin eejit tried to dial Athlone on the Athlone portal. Now it is open to the whole multiverse, so anything could be coming through.

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