Trump: Drugs and criminals are flooding across the borders from Canada and Mexico, so we’ll impose a 25% tariff on them until they fix the situation.
President of Mexico: Actually we have worked cooperatively with the US government for years to make the border crisis better, and numbers are way down the last few months. Drugs would not go across the border from Mexico to the US if Americans didn’t have such an insatiable thirst for drugs. And guns come down to us from the US and we feel the violence of the drug trade funded in the US.
Prime Minister of Canada: Oh yes sir Mr Trump, right away sir. It’s totally our job to police who gets into the USA.
GreatDune on
Hope he brought lube with him.
NotNotNormal on
Is he going to show Trump his new socks?
DickSmack69 on
Based on the things he has said about Trump, this could be awkward.
Just think about how many times he referred to the “Extreme MAGA Conservatives” and invoked awful language about the dangers of Trump and his similarities to a WW2 despot we won’t name. Way to stick your finger in your own eye. The country is looking to this man for leadership and he can’t lead his own party let alone organize a fart at a baked bean convention.
Hefty-Station1704 on
Since Trudeau holds the title “Prince of Pander” will he be be wearing a cheap wig and carrot-colored skin cream?
Locoman7 on
I heard only stayed overnight at the White House like a handful of times? Like less than 20.
TrueNorthFree2023 on
It is time for Justin Trudeau to show his charm with his unique Indian dancing
Dull_Swordfish_2408 on
It’s funny how much everyone is chirping him when it is his literal job as a leader to meet with Canada’s biggest ally.
SyrGwynHeroofAshvale on
Jfc are these comments ever stupid
PrinceDaddy10 on
He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind
bluAstrid on
I’m a bit pissed that my tax dollars will be going to this fat rapist’s pockets through his hotel grift.
Moresopheus on
I suspect Donnie likes Justin. Let’s see what he can do.
undoingconpedibus on
Don’s going to tell him to have an election plain and simple. He won’t be waiting (aka dealing with a new PM months later) to get the ball rolling on his agenda! And I’m pretty sure if Justin disagrees, the tariffs might actually go up!
Hicalibre on
Good luck talking to Trump about how you can’t have a plan for Economic Growth if you aren’t fighting climate change.
Yes, he said that yesterday.
ozzadar on
it’s probably going to be a lot less fun than when Elon was there
Rubydog2004 on
Will he kiss the ring ?
SunflaresAteMyLunch on
The best thing Trudeau, the MPs and the premiers can do is to meet Trump, praise his properties, business acumen and stellar leadership, make him like you and then run out the clock.
Damage minimization must be the plan.
Technical_Activity78 on
Trudeau can deal with trump well like last time. He was a teacher he can handle the man child that Trump is.
Well the best part for him is that he can’t get brain washed like everyone else that goes there.. need to have one first
FrancisPFuckery on
The funny thing is, most of these commenters would rather PP go and blow trump. Say what you will about Trudeau but he’s not going to kneel to Trump…which I have to give him props for…
Careless-Proof-5489 on
Dislike Trudeau all you want, he’s certainly deserving of the criticism, but he’s doing exactly what he should right now. I suspect he can lay the charm on pretty thick when needed, and Trump likes being courted.
SNOgroup on
Joke’s on Trump. He’s about to fcuk around and find out what happens when a handsome single hunk full blown Liberal Canadian goes full ‘Helen of Troy’ on Melania. Trudeau’s ready to risk it all, and Melania can’t wait….
or maybe, just maybe… Trump’s about to get the BJ-to-end-all-BJs of his life in a threesome that will not feature Melania. So far as Trudeau can find it, we are saved, Canada.
tooshpright on
I mean what for? Trump hasn’t been crowned yet.
LionAndLittleGlass on
I am super angry and critical of Trudeau right now but I concur he is doing absolutely what I expect him to be doing. Be constructive and work with the biggest military and economic superpower in the world.
I hope he is successful.
urbancanoe on
Kiss the ring!
trixx88- on
Yea Trudeau – rim trump good for us.
Deep colon cleaning
XFLAllStar on
Kiss the ring ceremony
Independent-Towel-90 on
Trudeau is a spineless halfwit but this is the right thing to do. We’ll see if it’s fruitful.
ClubSoda on
LBJ full-on hated Diefenbaker but they still managed to work together.
Heavy_Direction1547 on
Stay out of Melania, not the time for that.
monkeyclawattack on
Most people here shitting on Trudeau for doing this would be in full support of PP doing the exact same thing
Fast_Concept4745 on
Watch the tariffs go up to 30% after this
gi0nna on
I can’t stand Trudeau, but I truly hope he makes a good deal that is favourable to Canadians. So I’m rooting for him to do well and to not make a fool out of himself.
JetLagGuineaTurtle on
He should dress up in the traditional cultural dress like when he went to India. Imagine he gets out of the plane in full MAGA gear and starts line dancing!
RSMatticus on
easy win for Trudeau,
all Trump cares about is publicity, go down fake a smile and he will forget why he was yelling at us.
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Hand delivering a strongly worded letter.
Ugh
Trump: Drugs and criminals are flooding across the borders from Canada and Mexico, so we’ll impose a 25% tariff on them until they fix the situation.
President of Mexico: Actually we have worked cooperatively with the US government for years to make the border crisis better, and numbers are way down the last few months. Drugs would not go across the border from Mexico to the US if Americans didn’t have such an insatiable thirst for drugs. And guns come down to us from the US and we feel the violence of the drug trade funded in the US.
Prime Minister of Canada: Oh yes sir Mr Trump, right away sir. It’s totally our job to police who gets into the USA.
Hope he brought lube with him.
Is he going to show Trump his new socks?
Based on the things he has said about Trump, this could be awkward.
Just think about how many times he referred to the “Extreme MAGA Conservatives” and invoked awful language about the dangers of Trump and his similarities to a WW2 despot we won’t name. Way to stick your finger in your own eye. The country is looking to this man for leadership and he can’t lead his own party let alone organize a fart at a baked bean convention.
Since Trudeau holds the title “Prince of Pander” will he be be wearing a cheap wig and carrot-colored skin cream?
I heard only stayed overnight at the White House like a handful of times? Like less than 20.
It is time for Justin Trudeau to show his charm with his unique Indian dancing
It’s funny how much everyone is chirping him when it is his literal job as a leader to meet with Canada’s biggest ally.
Jfc are these comments ever stupid
He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind
I’m a bit pissed that my tax dollars will be going to this fat rapist’s pockets through his hotel grift.
I suspect Donnie likes Justin. Let’s see what he can do.
Don’s going to tell him to have an election plain and simple. He won’t be waiting (aka dealing with a new PM months later) to get the ball rolling on his agenda! And I’m pretty sure if Justin disagrees, the tariffs might actually go up!
Good luck talking to Trump about how you can’t have a plan for Economic Growth if you aren’t fighting climate change.
Yes, he said that yesterday.
it’s probably going to be a lot less fun than when Elon was there
Will he kiss the ring ?
The best thing Trudeau, the MPs and the premiers can do is to meet Trump, praise his properties, business acumen and stellar leadership, make him like you and then run out the clock.
Damage minimization must be the plan.
Trudeau can deal with trump well like last time. He was a teacher he can handle the man child that Trump is.
[hopefully Melania stays home.](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/190826205632-melania-trudeau-restricted.jpg?q=w_2679,h_1507,x_0,y_0,c_fill)
Well the best part for him is that he can’t get brain washed like everyone else that goes there.. need to have one first
The funny thing is, most of these commenters would rather PP go and blow trump. Say what you will about Trudeau but he’s not going to kneel to Trump…which I have to give him props for…
Dislike Trudeau all you want, he’s certainly deserving of the criticism, but he’s doing exactly what he should right now. I suspect he can lay the charm on pretty thick when needed, and Trump likes being courted.
Joke’s on Trump. He’s about to fcuk around and find out what happens when a handsome single hunk full blown Liberal Canadian goes full ‘Helen of Troy’ on Melania. Trudeau’s ready to risk it all, and Melania can’t wait….
or maybe, just maybe… Trump’s about to get the BJ-to-end-all-BJs of his life in a threesome that will not feature Melania. So far as Trudeau can find it, we are saved, Canada.
I mean what for? Trump hasn’t been crowned yet.
I am super angry and critical of Trudeau right now but I concur he is doing absolutely what I expect him to be doing. Be constructive and work with the biggest military and economic superpower in the world.
I hope he is successful.
Kiss the ring!
Yea Trudeau – rim trump good for us.
Deep colon cleaning
Kiss the ring ceremony
Trudeau is a spineless halfwit but this is the right thing to do. We’ll see if it’s fruitful.
LBJ full-on hated Diefenbaker but they still managed to work together.
Stay out of Melania, not the time for that.
Most people here shitting on Trudeau for doing this would be in full support of PP doing the exact same thing
Watch the tariffs go up to 30% after this
I can’t stand Trudeau, but I truly hope he makes a good deal that is favourable to Canadians. So I’m rooting for him to do well and to not make a fool out of himself.
He should dress up in the traditional cultural dress like when he went to India. Imagine he gets out of the plane in full MAGA gear and starts line dancing!
easy win for Trudeau,
all Trump cares about is publicity, go down fake a smile and he will forget why he was yelling at us.
it worked for Mexico.