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    „AI Jesus“ nimmt jetzt in einer Kirche in der Schweiz die Beichte ab

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    1. DoctorRoxxo on

      Forgive me father for I have mysqldump -u [uname] -p —all-databases > all_db_backup.sql

    3. lighthill on

      If I were religious, this would be ringing all of my “graven image” alarm bells.

    7. the_red_scimitar on

      And Google promises they won’t misuse the information, unless they’re caught doing it.

    8. Guilherme_Bischoff on

      How far have the idiots come?
      I don’t know who is more stupid, who creates this idea, or who is going to make confessions to a computer with pre-programmed responses…

    9. Esoteric5680 on

      I can’t wait till these stupid ass fairytales are in the past religion is pure shit

    11. PopPunkAndPizza on

      Idolatry, everyone who confesses to this is a heretic. I’m getting inquisitiorial about this shit

    14. BevansDesign on

      Any Dirk Gently fans out there? This is like 2 steps away from an Electric Monk.

      >The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.

    17. Ill_Technology_420 on

      Imagine spilling your heart out to AI Jesus while your deepest secrets are stored on a server somewhere 🤭

    21. Blacken-The-Sun on

      Would it help to just email the church an Excel sheet of my sins?

    22. uponthenose on

      Do we really want to have an AI that only hears about our sins? This is how you get skynet people.

    25. Bebopdavidson on

      There’s no need to capitalize both letters in Ai. I will read this as AL Jesus

    26. Erazzphoto on

      Just when you thought you’ve heard that scratch at the bottom of the barrel, Bible thumpers step up to show there’s still a ways to go

    28. Captain-i0 on

      God creates Jesus. God destroys Jesus. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates AI. AI creates Jesus.

      Jesus eats man. Woman inherits the earth

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