Kaffeekonsum ist mit der Häufigkeit und Prävalenz von Lawsonibacter asaccharolyticus im Darm über mehrere Kohorten hinweg verbunden

This explains my astrabucular cantangbolism and mild transductular mitosis – “um, better make mine a decaf”.

Excellent headline

Sort of a nothingburger. This study shows that L. asaccharolyticus is strongly correlated in the gut with coffee consumption. No health or longevity affects attributed to L. asaccharolyticus are discussed. This is just a first step in correlating a component of gut biome to consumption of a single food item. Further study recommended.