>According to the agreement, Russia will provide 20,000 tons of chickpeas in exchange for the same amount of Pakistani rice. Separately, Pakistan will trade 10,000 tons of potatoes and 15,000 tons of mandarin oranges for 10,000 tons of Russian lentils and 15,000 tons of chickpeas.
What’s the conversion rate from Belarusian apples to Pakistani potatoes?
xesttub on
I’m sure trump will just send Putin apples himself.
kclongest on
Ummm ok
Sidwill on
Hungry for apples?
RoseyOneOne on
How d’ya like them apples? Oh, you can’t, that’s right.
ursucker on
Et tu, Belarus?
Ice_butt on
Finally!! Russia will fall down because of apples!!! 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤪💪🏻
«The Ministry of Anti-monopoly Regulation and Trade (MART) of Belarus is initiating the introduction of licensing to export cabbage, onions, and apples in order to meet domestic demand fully, MART Minister Alexei Bogdanov said.
“The issue of introducing licensing for the export of cabbage, onions, and apples is developing. What is the reason for this? It is predicted that there may not be enough of this product until the end of the off-season, since there is increased demand in the export direction today, to Russia. Prices there are somewhat higher than here on the domestic market,” the BelTA state news agency quoted Bogdanov as saying.»
And this is not the first time this has happened. Normal economic relations and no politics.
KP_Wrath on
I’ve never been as convinced that Russia is fucked as I am after reading this. Like, there are countries denying them access to apples? Really?
shingster08 on
Let’s put the squeeze on putin starting with apples lol
Swimming_Profit8857 on
Another lucrative black market opens up, smuggling apples out of Belarus to the rich in Ruzzia. Gangsters gonna hustle.
redditjunky2025 on
That’s how to get to the core or the issue.
vsysio on
Can someone explain how Belarus went from Putin’s doormat to this?
giocondasmiles on
Somebody better stay away from windows now.
Fickle_Competition33 on
I thought Belarus was their ally. Has anything changed?
Confident-Pace4314 on
No apples for the (holds tongue) assples
Swordf1sh_ on
Guess it’s just mandarins then
GastroAcid on
Hey L, did ya know? Lords of war love apples.
Mod_All on
Apples are totally not needed, what for to make baby food lol seriously.
UIGoku201 on
Commiting heinous war crimes over there?
# FUCK YOU, NO APPLES!
Koolmidx on
Buy your babushka two iPhones!
ISLAndBreezESTeve10 on
Starter Fluid apple launchers made of PVC have been sighted on the battlefield.
saw-sync on
that’s the fairsley difference: we’ve got apples
lewah on
Belarus and Kazakhstan were like:
“I’ve got Ukraine’s number! How do you like them apples!”
obascin on
The ol’ scurvy strategy… no one ever sees it coming
Colonel-KWP on
No apples for you!
Bauwens on
They need their access to potatoes and other vodka making ingredients blocked.
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Now the army of doctors can finally perform its counter invasion
That’ll show them
How you like THEM apples, Vladimir?
This reads like The Onion article. I mean, Russia grows their own apples, it’s not some exotic fruit.
So it’s pretty much just a matter of time before Ruzzia annexes Belaruz
Is this related to how Russia has resorted to bartering with fruit as a currency?
I’m not even joking.
[https://www.newsweek.com/russia-oranges-trade-barter-pakistan-1962512](https://www.newsweek.com/russia-oranges-trade-barter-pakistan-1962512)
>According to the agreement, Russia will provide 20,000 tons of chickpeas in exchange for the same amount of Pakistani rice. Separately, Pakistan will trade 10,000 tons of potatoes and 15,000 tons of mandarin oranges for 10,000 tons of Russian lentils and 15,000 tons of chickpeas.
What’s the conversion rate from Belarusian apples to Pakistani potatoes?
I’m sure trump will just send Putin apples himself.
Ummm ok
Hungry for apples?
How d’ya like them apples? Oh, you can’t, that’s right.
Et tu, Belarus?
Finally!! Russia will fall down because of apples!!! 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤪💪🏻
«The Ministry of Anti-monopoly Regulation and Trade (MART) of Belarus is initiating the introduction of licensing to export cabbage, onions, and apples in order to meet domestic demand fully, MART Minister Alexei Bogdanov said.
“The issue of introducing licensing for the export of cabbage, onions, and apples is developing. What is the reason for this? It is predicted that there may not be enough of this product until the end of the off-season, since there is increased demand in the export direction today, to Russia. Prices there are somewhat higher than here on the domestic market,” the BelTA state news agency quoted Bogdanov as saying.»
And this is not the first time this has happened. Normal economic relations and no politics.
I’ve never been as convinced that Russia is fucked as I am after reading this. Like, there are countries denying them access to apples? Really?
Let’s put the squeeze on putin starting with apples lol
Another lucrative black market opens up, smuggling apples out of Belarus to the rich in Ruzzia. Gangsters gonna hustle.
That’s how to get to the core or the issue.
Can someone explain how Belarus went from Putin’s doormat to this?
Somebody better stay away from windows now.
I thought Belarus was their ally. Has anything changed?
No apples for the (holds tongue) assples
Guess it’s just mandarins then
Hey L, did ya know? Lords of war love apples.
Apples are totally not needed, what for to make baby food lol seriously.
Commiting heinous war crimes over there?
# FUCK YOU, NO APPLES!
Buy your babushka two iPhones!
Starter Fluid apple launchers made of PVC have been sighted on the battlefield.
that’s the fairsley difference: we’ve got apples
Belarus and Kazakhstan were like:
“I’ve got Ukraine’s number! How do you like them apples!”
The ol’ scurvy strategy… no one ever sees it coming
No apples for you!
They need their access to potatoes and other vodka making ingredients blocked.