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    Der Roboter-„Finger“ könnte Ihre nächste intime körperliche Untersuchung durchführen


    Der Roboter-„Finger“ könnte Ihre nächste intime körperliche Untersuchung durchführen

    https://newatlas.com/robotics/ultrasensitive-robotic-finger-medical-examination/

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    3. fordprefect294 on

      Please, remain still while…. The Nozzle… finishes calibrating

    4. Etiennera on

      I’ll take the doctor thanks. FAR more pleasurable.

      Rather, we are far from robots with tactile sensitivity of a finger.

    5. a_modal_citizen on

      I’m sure we’ll see it on Adam & Eve before we see it in a doctor’s office.

    9. supadupa82 on

      Am I allowed to bring it home with me for.. at home healthcare reasons?

    11. Delicious-Advance120 on

      Now if only someone can invent a viable, just-as-effective alternative to typical prostate exams…

    12. United-Cheesecake695 on

      Sorry doc, I am more comfortable with your expert hands.

    16. gordonjames62 on

      Funny story

      I was getting my “full physical” before going in the Canadian military as a chaplain (pastor/priest/social worker).

      My wife and I had the same family doctor. She was a fairly new doctor and a strong Catholic.

      In the “small talk” while doing the prostate exam she asked me what I did for a living.

      I told her.

      she was traumatized and said in a loud, shocked voice.

      #”I’ve never done this to a priest before”

      I broke out laughing at her trauma.
      So many things came to mind for me to say, but I managed to stay mostly quiet.

    19. LeBidnezz on

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    22. thePsychonautDad on

      I didn’t think we’d get fingered by robots within my lifetime, but here we are…

    24. austerlitz7 on

      This is too funny,
      Man I needed a good laugh this morning
      Can you just imagine going in for your physical and the doctor tells you it’s time for your prostate exam and they introduce you Dexter the robot finger, you pan to look and the finger does a little twitch to say hello and all you can think of is Christopher Walken say something about that’s gonna go up your ass. Hahahahaha
      Consider while Dexter is doing the business, they tell you, “oh it’s in the wrong position we gotta take Dexter out and re insert, you might feel a little pressure,”
      I wonder if they will give me a cigarette at the end of the appointment hahahahaha
      The best part the bill will probably be not even slightly discounted because I was digitally manipulated by a robot named Dexter than an actual doctor. Hahahaha

    25. -QueenAnnesRevenge- on

      Jokes aside, if this is for a prostate exam my Dr won’t do the finger check. He prefers the blood test as it’s more accurate now.

    26. blackop on

      You know, my urologist is a women and she has really slender fingers. I think i will just keep going to her.

    28. takesthebiscuit on

      *For all the good it will do I may as well shove it up my arse!!!*

    29. bailaoban on

      “Oh wait, I forgot. That one is for your mouth, this one is for your ass.”

    32. radix89 on

      I dunno, I guess I’m old and used to the exams but this seems creepier than the fingers. It reminds me of those movies Existenze and Videodrome…

    33. Mythmatic on

      Always remember, one major motivation for technological advancement is the question “Can you have sex with it?”

    36. Prudent-Employee-334 on

      Why does the base look like it’s going to be static? As in bolted to a wall? That is going to be way more awful, I’ll take the doctor I ain’t backing up into the wall finger like I have bills to pay

    39. twoworldsin1 on

      Ironically, now it is Bender who will put his finger in my shiny ass! 🤣

    40. Ghostbuster_119 on

      I think I’d rather me and a doctor both share a brief moment of shame than let R2 Me2 probe me.

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