A band called Mexican Coke was dropped as a supporting act from the tour being headlined by a band called Fentanyl because they (Mexican Coke) were being douchebags at a show. The title of this post neglects to mention that Asbestos was also on the bill.
feelinggoodfeeling on
Its ok though, the third act, “Asbestos”, made sure no one survived the concert.
pentalway on
Fenantyl has replaced Mexican Coke with Sprite Zero as the opening.
Jimmylegs666 on
I hate that the sound was bad for the band Rape and not to mention Ebola Everywhere
DJMagicHandz on
That’s a confusing headline…
Thisiscliff on
What did i just read
generic230 on
As a 68 year old these headlines are like nonsense sentences. Me: Mexican Coke has Fentanyl?!
MyDyingRequest on
Who’s on first and what’s on second? That title is wild
mouseymod on
This is the second time on Reddit today I thought I was having a stroke while reading the headline.
aWaL_DeaD on
Not gonna lie….I buy Mexican Coke at sams club…its in glass bottles and made with cane sugar. It actually does taste better
yachtr0ck on
I read this as Mexican Coke is kicking off their Fentanyl Tour by fighting people in Utah.
Oh good, it’s reached the general public and people *without* head injuries.
We at r/Hardcore have been laughing about this since Sunday.
Libertechian on
Man, the kids in SLC these days have some nice venues compared to the cramped basements we had to endure
rumski on
I’m on r/hardcore and this still read like shit.
x6o21h6cx on
The words are correct. The context is lacking. Like, they should have added, “the punk band “Mexican Coke””
princedubacon on
Why is this the best post I’ve read all day. Shout out to OP.
bigshot73 on
Fentanyls got me walking like a claymation character
whatsthedeal- on
Damn both bands rip
Woddnamemade72 on
Translation please?
Ok-Pangolin-3005 on
Ima assume all these bands are ass
Dizzy-King6090 on
I’ve heard about word salad but this f**king spaghetti.
LoadsDroppin on
> The Fentanyl/Mexican Coke/Asbestos tour …Mexican Coke’s frontman “spent the entire show drinking in excess, treating young concert goers poorly, cussed out the audience, and continued to egg on a group of drunk punks in the audience.” …used slurs, both racist and homophobic, and was “throwing beer cans in people’s faces.”
What has the world come to, when young concert goers are exposed to profanity during the Fentanyl + Mexican Cocaine + Asbestos show?!?!? Tragic.
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What the actual fuck is that sentence?
I know those are words…. but WTF
These sure are words
I refuse to believe this is a real headline
This is some r/titlegore shit.
Like…what?
This should’ve been nottheonion
Man, what a great post title
A band called Mexican Coke was dropped as a supporting act from the tour being headlined by a band called Fentanyl because they (Mexican Coke) were being douchebags at a show. The title of this post neglects to mention that Asbestos was also on the bill.
Its ok though, the third act, “Asbestos”, made sure no one survived the concert.
Fenantyl has replaced Mexican Coke with Sprite Zero as the opening.
I hate that the sound was bad for the band Rape and not to mention Ebola Everywhere
That’s a confusing headline…
What did i just read
As a 68 year old these headlines are like nonsense sentences. Me: Mexican Coke has Fentanyl?!
Who’s on first and what’s on second? That title is wild
This is the second time on Reddit today I thought I was having a stroke while reading the headline.
Not gonna lie….I buy Mexican Coke at sams club…its in glass bottles and made with cane sugar. It actually does taste better
I read this as Mexican Coke is kicking off their Fentanyl Tour by fighting people in Utah.
[I understand all those words separately ](https://images.app.goo.gl/ftatGHS3ZBwAbiFA9)
What on Earth have I just read?!
What a sentence!!!
As my bf says Mexican coke just hits different
Whatever the fuck that means.
Oh good, it’s reached the general public and people *without* head injuries.
We at r/Hardcore have been laughing about this since Sunday.
Man, the kids in SLC these days have some nice venues compared to the cramped basements we had to endure
I’m on r/hardcore and this still read like shit.
The words are correct. The context is lacking. Like, they should have added, “the punk band “Mexican Coke””
Why is this the best post I’ve read all day. Shout out to OP.
Fentanyls got me walking like a claymation character
Damn both bands rip
Translation please?
Ima assume all these bands are ass
I’ve heard about word salad but this f**king spaghetti.
> The Fentanyl/Mexican Coke/Asbestos tour …Mexican Coke’s frontman “spent the entire show drinking in excess, treating young concert goers poorly, cussed out the audience, and continued to egg on a group of drunk punks in the audience.” …used slurs, both racist and homophobic, and was “throwing beer cans in people’s faces.”
What has the world come to, when young concert goers are exposed to profanity during the Fentanyl + Mexican Cocaine + Asbestos show?!?!? Tragic.
What a mad lib of a headline
terrible names for everything involved
Now there’s a headline
There’s a sentence I never thought I would see.