Oh my god they’ve really showed them! I forgot that keys and credit cards don’t exist!
Itchy_Dentist_2406 on
Do they have it covered in Vaseline or something because it doesn’t look that slanted. That looks like there accomadating cocaine users 🤣
HugoZHackenbush2 on
Going to those extremes are where I would draw the line..
201969 on
Might stop your putting your pint on it while pissing, that’s probably about it.
zudlusk on
Who doesn’t just use a key if you’re going into a pub toilet
Strict_Engine4039 on
They just sniff it straight out of the bag
markk123123 on
Not the coke addicts in the comments explaining how to work around this inconvenience.
Scary_Software_9632 on
*Puts down toilet seat lid* … snoooort!!!
tearsandpain84 on
Mallow: European Cocaine Capital
Mr-dyslexic-man on
Wipe down with WD40
hugsbosson on
This might stop people doing coke in the bath room if every single person didnt have a smooth glass surface in their pocket.
EmeraldDank on
It’s disgusting they still have toilets in the cocaine rooms.
ya_bleedin_gickna on
Toilet seat if you’re desperate
cavityarchaic on
just pour a bit on your phone screen or use a key
eiretaco on
I wouldn’t sniff of a ledge in a pub anywhere anyway.
Obviously people would just do it off a key, phone, coin card whatever
NastyStreetRat on
we will have to go back to the old key trick.
UngodlyTemptations on
I remember my local nightclub smeared a very thin layer of Vaseline over the tops of the cistern covers. A lot of people got kicked out that night because they’d leave the toilet with really angry faces. They pretty much told on themselves.
Defiant-Course-8175 on
People would sniff something off the back of the jacks in a smelly public toilet? 🤮
BXL-LUX-DUB on
“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?”
“I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.”
kieranfitz on
Then they should have removed the lid
thedufe73 on
Aye wd 40 was all over London bathrooms turned the coke to mush. Heartbreaking
MrFlibblesPenguin on
Next level, Speed challenge.
FuckThisShizzle on
Do people not just sit down and use their phones?
Using anything already in the toilet just seems unsanitary.
cailin-eire on
I know it’s important to stop people doing drugs but all I can think about is having to put my handbag on the dirty toilet floor 🤢
B_E_A_R_T_A_T_O on
Now how are people supposed to take dumps and do bumps?
Mouth_Focloir on
Seems pointless tbh. Most people just use a key or chop up a line on the screen of their phone anyway
brianybrian on
I have no idea how that prevents cocaine use.
picpoulmm on
Lines are for amateurs tbf. Snarfle up a heart stopper off the back of your hand ffs
palmpoolpipe on
Most people would just coin it
bigdog94_10 on
How does this stop people taking a key out of their pocket?
triangleplayingfool on
Kinahan et al. Clinical Trial – Cocaine’s Effect on Society. CUP. 2024
Abstract:
We flooded a small, largely agricultural island country in Northern Europe with a history of alcohol abuse problems with cocaine to see what the mid-long term social outcomes would be.
Unsurprisingly, we found a noted decrease in risk averse behaviour with debt, marital affairs caused by infidelity, gambling related crises and a complete inability for the government to keep a hold of public spending (issues around a children’s hospital, giant photocopier and bike shed are detailed in chapters 2,4 and 17. Rises in far right political violence are detailed in chapters 8, 12 and 20.
The authors predict that this ‘honeymoon phase’ will be replaced with a period of consequences in a zombie apocalypse of epic proportions.
For further reading see Dunne et al (1980). Heroin and its Discontents. Poolbeg and Beamish & Crawford (1867) . The Degenerative Effect of Alcohol on Cork’s Dock Workers and the Ravaged Communities of The Second City of Ireland.
Substantial-Rest9200 on
Why bother with shelf at all it is no use for anything else either!
SoloWingPixy88 on
You need to get rid of the toilet seat as well
sure_look_this_is_it on
Some desperate fucker will do it off the seat
IcyResolve956 on
In some Berlin club I’ve seen toilet paper holders with a stainless steel tray built on top of the rounded case. Making life easier for people
Gbbq83 on
Those tiles would be enough to put me off
DrGr33n-Canna on
Get a fold phone and you’re golden.
xxxxDREADNOUGHT on
This just looks like it would stop people from pulling off a double decker
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Oh my god they’ve really showed them! I forgot that keys and credit cards don’t exist!
Do they have it covered in Vaseline or something because it doesn’t look that slanted. That looks like there accomadating cocaine users 🤣
Going to those extremes are where I would draw the line..
Might stop your putting your pint on it while pissing, that’s probably about it.
Who doesn’t just use a key if you’re going into a pub toilet
They just sniff it straight out of the bag
Not the coke addicts in the comments explaining how to work around this inconvenience.
*Puts down toilet seat lid* … snoooort!!!
Mallow: European Cocaine Capital
Wipe down with WD40
This might stop people doing coke in the bath room if every single person didnt have a smooth glass surface in their pocket.
It’s disgusting they still have toilets in the cocaine rooms.
Toilet seat if you’re desperate
just pour a bit on your phone screen or use a key
I wouldn’t sniff of a ledge in a pub anywhere anyway.
Obviously people would just do it off a key, phone, coin card whatever
we will have to go back to the old key trick.
I remember my local nightclub smeared a very thin layer of Vaseline over the tops of the cistern covers. A lot of people got kicked out that night because they’d leave the toilet with really angry faces. They pretty much told on themselves.
People would sniff something off the back of the jacks in a smelly public toilet? 🤮
“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?”
“I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.”
Then they should have removed the lid
Aye wd 40 was all over London bathrooms turned the coke to mush. Heartbreaking
Next level, Speed challenge.
Do people not just sit down and use their phones?
Using anything already in the toilet just seems unsanitary.
I know it’s important to stop people doing drugs but all I can think about is having to put my handbag on the dirty toilet floor 🤢
Now how are people supposed to take dumps and do bumps?
Seems pointless tbh. Most people just use a key or chop up a line on the screen of their phone anyway
I have no idea how that prevents cocaine use.
Lines are for amateurs tbf. Snarfle up a heart stopper off the back of your hand ffs
Most people would just coin it
How does this stop people taking a key out of their pocket?
Kinahan et al. Clinical Trial – Cocaine’s Effect on Society. CUP. 2024
Abstract:
We flooded a small, largely agricultural island country in Northern Europe with a history of alcohol abuse problems with cocaine to see what the mid-long term social outcomes would be.
Unsurprisingly, we found a noted decrease in risk averse behaviour with debt, marital affairs caused by infidelity, gambling related crises and a complete inability for the government to keep a hold of public spending (issues around a children’s hospital, giant photocopier and bike shed are detailed in chapters 2,4 and 17. Rises in far right political violence are detailed in chapters 8, 12 and 20.
The authors predict that this ‘honeymoon phase’ will be replaced with a period of consequences in a zombie apocalypse of epic proportions.
For further reading see Dunne et al (1980). Heroin and its Discontents. Poolbeg and Beamish & Crawford (1867) . The Degenerative Effect of Alcohol on Cork’s Dock Workers and the Ravaged Communities of The Second City of Ireland.
Why bother with shelf at all it is no use for anything else either!
You need to get rid of the toilet seat as well
Some desperate fucker will do it off the seat
In some Berlin club I’ve seen toilet paper holders with a stainless steel tray built on top of the rounded case. Making life easier for people
Those tiles would be enough to put me off
Get a fold phone and you’re golden.
This just looks like it would stop people from pulling off a double decker