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    Marjorie Taylor Greene scheint zu sagen, dass die Demokraten „das Wetter kontrollieren“ können.


    Marjorie Taylor Greene scheint zu sagen, dass die Demokraten „das Wetter kontrollieren“ können.

    https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-control-weather-1963686

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    1. SolidCat1117 on

      I thought for sure you editorialized the title because no one can be that dumb, then I remembered it’s 2024 and sure enough, it’s exactly right. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

    2. Big_Knobber on

      Oh yeah. Y’all didn’t know this?

      Democrats are supernatural wizards. We use space lasers and everything.

      Some people say that it’s just using logic to determine outcomes, but I say it’s wizardry.

    3. -SAT0rii- on

      If us blue voters could control the weather then climate change wouldn’t be one of our main issues hahaha

    4. IJustLoggedInToSay- on

      _Appears_ to say that? Well what did she really say, then? Maybe it’s being uncharitably interpreted?

      > “Yes they can control the weather,” the Georgia Republican wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on Thursday evening. “It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”

      I don’t know what I expected.

    5. therapistofcats on

      Oh God. She’s like 1 step away from blaming Dems for cloud seeding the south to “cause” the rains and floods and claim it’s election interference or something akin to space lasers and blue tarps.

    6. Tony2030 on

      So I guess she’s also inferring that Republicans caused the 9 hurricanes during the Trump administration that hit the exact same area.

      What a fucking moron.

    7. HearYourTune on

      If we could her and a lot of other scumbag maga would have drowned already.

    8. Psephological on

      I don’t know about you but I think it’s just best to vote Democrat and submit to your weather controlling liberal space wizards 😎

    10. PadreSJ on

      Yes… we figured out how to control the weather right after we perfected mounting Jewish lasers on the heads of ill-tempered sharks.

    11. Troll_in_the_Knoll on

      Yeah Marge, sure. Democrats “can control the weather.” They can control the weather, just as effectively as you control the stupid shit that comes out of your mouth.

    13. RickLovin1 on

      Everything is a conspiracy theory when you don’t understand how anything works.

    14. Candid_Chemist2491 on

      Dang if they’re smart enough to build a weather control device imagine what other awesome things they can do. I’m voting for them twice as hard now!

    15. 420PokerFace on

      Weird how this thing scientists have been warning us about for 70+ years is happening.

      Hard to say capitalism isn’t a religion when it’s most ardent supporters accuse rational critiques of practicing witchcraft.

    16. Necessary-Sell-4998 on

      She’s an idiot. I wish they’d pick a brighter person next time.

    17. chickenboneneck on

      The really crazy thing is that there are millions of people who believe stuff like this (and much crazier) as gospel and vote accordingly.

    18. david76 on

      What point would there be in having Jewish space lasers if we couldn’t control the weather with them?

    21. OnDrugsTonight on

      Glad we’ve moved on from the Jewish space lasers, but if I had the choice between a candidate who can control the weather and one who can’t control his bowels, I know which one I’d choose. Presumably if Kamala wins that means she’ll reward us with beautiful sunshine. Just a bit bummed that the Democrats seemingly step on our gay turf. Usually we are the ones attracting god’s wrath in the form of hurricanes for our debaucherous and fabulous lifestyle.

    22. RoyalInsurance594 on

      We’ll come up with breakthrough ideas to make america great again, like nuking hurricanes and injecting bleach.

    23. autotldr on

      This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-control-weather-1963686) reduced by 78%. (I’m a bot)
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      > Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has sparked a backlash after appearing to suggest that Democrats "Can control the weather.”

      > "This is a map of hurricane affected areas with an overlay of electoral map by political party shows how hurricane devastation could affect the election," she wrote.

      > Russell Foster, a former Democratic congressional candidate in Texas, wrote: "If we control the weather then why the hell do we have such droughts around the world & wildfires getting worse each year? They could just turn the rain on & refill the billions of gallons of water America is needing right now & stop the fires. Marjorie Taylor Greene is dumb AF.".

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    25. TheUpperHand on

      GOP: Climate change is fake. It’s ridiculous to think we can impact the weather.

      Also GOP: Democrats have a doomsday weather device that can make hurricanes.

    27. d_reyisme23 on

      If the Democrats could control the weather they would make a tornado appear, pick up a farmhouse, and then drop it on this silly silly person.

    28. PROFESSIONAL_RAP254 on

      Can we get a basic IQ check before people run for Congress or any political position? The amount of absolute nutjobs in our government is insane!

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