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  1. Cultural-Action5961 on

    Nope, nope, nope.. why did I continue to read on. Turn back everyone, nothing to see here.

  2. Divinate_ME on

    So after “man jumps out of skyscraper window on acid” we now have a psilocybin horror story we can enjoy for the upcoming 200 years of the war on drug.

    “This WAS your penis on shrooms, everyone!”

  3. Professional-Wish656 on

    He already had the mushrooms, so he wanted to have the sausage and eggs to complete the breakfast.

  4. I’ve had psilocybic mushrooms many times. Never had such an impulse.

  5. Don’t do drugs, kids!

    _-This message was brought to you by D.A.R.E._

  6. AmpovHater on

    There was a Norm MacDonald joke: “These kids nowadays that take drugs and cut their dicks off… back in my day we didn’t use drugs – we just cut our own dicks off.”

  7. littlest_dragon on

    This sounds like a massive psychotic episode triggered by mushrooms and not like a mushroom trip.

  8. Man, I read it, it’s so fucked up, I regret my life choices that led me to this moment

  9. Psychodelics are great but not if you are a psycho or you take other drugs like speed

  10. TAU_equals_2PI on

    So this is gonna be the new “jumping out of windows”.

    Wish Bill Hicks was still alive to hear this.

  11. saltylemonycucumber on

    I mean.. is that naming necessary? What other penile amputation categories do we have?

  12. He could have been from anywhere, but obviously this guy was from Austria

  13. SnowChickenFlake on

    If You wanna know without getting into details:

    >the overall length of his penis was significantly reduced due to the damage

  14. That reminds me of that Everybody loves Raymond episode where Raymond forgot Debras birthday, and had to cut his own cock off.

  15. Down_The_Rabbithole on

    Is it too late to suggest set and setting are important for trip experience?

  16. GameDuckProYT on

    did he also cut off the balls or does he now have a set of balls with no penis

  17. Dominuss476 on

    To late to tell the man that sugar helps breakdown the psilocybin, just drink a Coca-Cola and have a nice glass of sugar water and the bad trip wiill not last for as long.

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