Umfrage zeigt, dass JD Vance kaum beliebter ist als Herpes, scherzt Analyst

https://newrepublic.com/post/186402/jd-vance-popular-mark-robinson-poll

21 Comments

  1. thenewrepublic on

    >J.D. Vance is not polling well among 18-29-year-olds nationwide.

    >A Harvard Youth poll found that only 18 percent of respondents had a favorable view of Donald Trump’s running mate. The Bulwark editor Jonathan V. Last argued Wednesday that this was a particularly bad number for Vance, especially when compared with the favorability of North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson.

  2. MidnightLevel1140 on

    People get herpes, no one gets what JD Vance did at that donut shop

  3. MetalTrek1 on

    Vance pointed to numbers that had him breaking even with Herpes despite still being behind painful rectal itch. 

  4. Scorpiogre_rawrr on

    JD Vance was seen getting into a vehicle with music loudly playing….

    *🎵When I get that feeling, I need SECTIONAL HEALING…🎵*

  5. SenseOfRumor on

    At least Herpes can be cured by applying medicated cream to the affected area. The same can’t be said for Vance’s presence.

  6. mossbrooke on

    True. I’d rather have to deal with a herpes outbreak than listen to one more rabid spittle spew of women hating vomit that comes out of his mouth yet again.

    Every single time. Damn dude, envious and insecure much?

  7. BombMacAndCheese on

    Had to check that this wasn’t an Onion headline…

  8. frizzinghere on

    Somebody should tell him…

    He needs to get out of his bubble of believing he’s got it

  9. Effective-Pudding207 on

    I think he’s up there with explosive diarrhea and he’s tied with a glass shard in the eye.

  10. ButterscotchOdd8257 on

    Vance and Walz are about to debate.
    Trump would probably be better off debating Harris again just to wipe the stink of Vance off his clothes a little.

  11. boofthecat on

    Idk y trump picked Vance……. So much better options then couch potato Vance

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    > Donald Trump claimed Wednesday that the towns he smeared with anti-immigrant lies actually suffered "Hostile takeovers" by immigrants, and insisted that immigrants have been "Taking over" cities across America.

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  13. MuffLover312 on

    I am 100% serious when I say I would rather get herpes than have JD Vance be our next vice president

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