Caroline Ellison erhält 2 Jahre Haft für die Vertuschung des FTX-Betrugs von Sam Bankman-Fried

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/09/caroline-ellison-to-2-years-for-covering-up-sam-bankman-frieds-ftx-fraud/

    18 Comments

    1. I think I speak for all of humanity, minus maybe Musk and a few others, if I say that I’d also regret lies that cost me $11Bn.

    2. VidProphet123 on

      This might be the ugliest human being I’ve ever seen and I’m not even exaggerating.

    3. cherrybounce on

      She must not be very vain bc for a billion dollars she could have completely changed her face.

    4. CarcosaBound on

      The judge basically calling her the Lebron James of snitches was an interesting tidbit…

    5. Thin-Concentrate5477 on

      Yall don’t know this. So I be taking the liberty to make yall woke. You don’t want your top bitch to be the pretty one. In fact she needs to be the ugly one. Makes her keep the other bitches in line, ya dig ? You know she will be jealous of the Stacies. She will be on their ass like a hawk to find anything to take them down. That way you can just relax and enjoy while she does all the heavy lifting. It’s just like in Lord of the Rings, the spider takes care of business while the boss is counting the coins, ya dig ?

    6. torgobigknees on

      i’m sorry but…..she is one of the most unattractive women i’ve ever seen

      how the fuck did she get a billionaire?

    7. ThothsGhost45 on

      She had a lot of fun on the way up and down. Sex, money, fam. Probably regrets little.

    8. OcotilloWells on

      I mean does she actually have 11 billion? She could get a Nimitz class carrier and all the planes to go with it for that amount. Probably a few of the escorts like the fueler for aviation fuel with it.

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