The fact that a terrorist organization even has the option to ask is concerning.
Arthur-reborn on
If Iran did that I have no doubt the US carrier group in the area would proceed to flatten every airbase, every missile silo, and every ship in the Iranian military.
Thebananabender on
Wars for thee but not for me
LingALingLingLing on
Israel is just waiting for that so they have a valid excuse to beat the shit out of Iran too. To anyone who thinks Israel is stretching themselves fighting 2 terrorist groups and 1 other country, Israel has had multiple times in its history where it was attacked by 4+ other nations. Their declaration of statehood basically resulted in a year war with 5 other nations trying to kill them… and they won.
AffectionatePaint83 on
Transcript of thr Hez’s call. ‘OMA, everything is exploding, send help please! We take back everything we said about the Jews!’
Tarman-245 on
It’s kind of hilarious watching all of Irans proxy groups scatter like mice, squeaking for help while Iran pretends not to hear.
Ok-Improvement-3670 on
If Iran attacks Israel, it would lead to one of two outcomes, nether of which will suit Iran: (1) it is feckless and shows Iran to be weak it (2) it massively escalates into a war.
AdApart2035 on
You can always ask
Irichcrusader on
Hamas tried this trick too when their boy got blown away in Tehran. Iran made a lot of public noise about an “imminent counterattack!” Then, behind closed doors, they took one look at the two US carrier groups parked off their shore, and the other substantial US assets by Lebanon. They then secretly communicated to Hamas, “Na, we’re good fam.”
Monster_Voice on
Iran oddly responded in what we belive to be Vietnamese… “Nah Pham…”
nocountryforcoldham on
They wouldn’t be doing that even after they get nukes
SuspiciousFishRunner on
The Islamic Republic of Iran is going into their third month of “hold me back bro” after Hamas-man went boom.
IFoundTheCowLevel on
…and Hezbollah realized that they were just a bunch useful idiots after Iran’s reply of “lol, no”.
msdemeanour on
Lebanese people are hunting Nasrallah in the tunnels.
Lord_Blakeney on
Hezbollah seems not to understand that the whole reason Iran funds proxies is so the the proxy does both the fighting AND the dying *for them*.
Hezbollah is disposable to Iran, its a feature, not a bug. Iran will laugh as Hezbollah dies, issue a stern denouncement of Israel, and fund whatever group eventually starts to replace Hezbollah.
Dumb bastards really thought Iran gave a shit, sad to see.
macross1984 on
Israel has experience fighting off multiple opponents more than once under less capable circumstances. Had Iran acted, it would have faced very angry, motivated country that would have loved nothing more than to pummel archenemy once and for all.
creamylacy on
Apparently Hezbollah called the attack a success after a lot of their rocket launching capabilities were struck by Israeli strikers. Hopefully things cool down for both Israeli and Lebanese civilians.
ejohn916 on
Iran don’t want the smoke that comes with that!
agoldprospector on
I think part of the point of assassinating the Hamas guy inside Iran was to send a message to Iran’s leadership too.
“We have the ability to do you the same way if you interfere”. Iran’s upper leadership doesn’t want unalived despite all their blustering about martyrdom. Brilliant strategy really.
HairlessBiker on
Running back to mummy? Already? We just started.
bandita07 on
The proxy asks the funder to fight the war instead of them? 😀 how hilarious.. You are the proxy, you meant to die not the iranians.. 😀
NyriasNeo on
“Hezbollah asked Iran …”
How? Using tin cans connected by strings? Or shout very loudly?
NeedtoSleepNow1 on
I am going to get my big brother terrorists to fight you!!!
temisola1 on
The sooner Hezbollah and Hamas realize Iran is incapable/unwilling of challenging Israel head on the sooner the Middle East will find a semblance of peace.
Mental_Gymnast23 on
Iran can’t and won’t do shit. They have much much more to lose in a full scale war with Israel
chambee on
We are going to kick his ass !
-yeah yeah right after you bro!
ConorsTitaniumShin on
Iran responded with that’s what we’ve been paying you guys to do.
athos5 on
That’s the real kick in the nuts, Iran has to watch Israel beat their boy across the yard, and can’t/isn’t going to do shit. Iran loses a lot of cred with all of their proxies.
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The fact that a terrorist organization even has the option to ask is concerning.
If Iran did that I have no doubt the US carrier group in the area would proceed to flatten every airbase, every missile silo, and every ship in the Iranian military.
Wars for thee but not for me
Israel is just waiting for that so they have a valid excuse to beat the shit out of Iran too. To anyone who thinks Israel is stretching themselves fighting 2 terrorist groups and 1 other country, Israel has had multiple times in its history where it was attacked by 4+ other nations. Their declaration of statehood basically resulted in a year war with 5 other nations trying to kill them… and they won.
Transcript of thr Hez’s call. ‘OMA, everything is exploding, send help please! We take back everything we said about the Jews!’
It’s kind of hilarious watching all of Irans proxy groups scatter like mice, squeaking for help while Iran pretends not to hear.
If Iran attacks Israel, it would lead to one of two outcomes, nether of which will suit Iran: (1) it is feckless and shows Iran to be weak it (2) it massively escalates into a war.
You can always ask
Hamas tried this trick too when their boy got blown away in Tehran. Iran made a lot of public noise about an “imminent counterattack!” Then, behind closed doors, they took one look at the two US carrier groups parked off their shore, and the other substantial US assets by Lebanon. They then secretly communicated to Hamas, “Na, we’re good fam.”
Iran oddly responded in what we belive to be Vietnamese… “Nah Pham…”
They wouldn’t be doing that even after they get nukes
The Islamic Republic of Iran is going into their third month of “hold me back bro” after Hamas-man went boom.
…and Hezbollah realized that they were just a bunch useful idiots after Iran’s reply of “lol, no”.
Lebanese people are hunting Nasrallah in the tunnels.
Hezbollah seems not to understand that the whole reason Iran funds proxies is so the the proxy does both the fighting AND the dying *for them*.
Hezbollah is disposable to Iran, its a feature, not a bug. Iran will laugh as Hezbollah dies, issue a stern denouncement of Israel, and fund whatever group eventually starts to replace Hezbollah.
Dumb bastards really thought Iran gave a shit, sad to see.
Israel has experience fighting off multiple opponents more than once under less capable circumstances. Had Iran acted, it would have faced very angry, motivated country that would have loved nothing more than to pummel archenemy once and for all.
Apparently Hezbollah called the attack a success after a lot of their rocket launching capabilities were struck by Israeli strikers. Hopefully things cool down for both Israeli and Lebanese civilians.
Iran don’t want the smoke that comes with that!
I think part of the point of assassinating the Hamas guy inside Iran was to send a message to Iran’s leadership too.
“We have the ability to do you the same way if you interfere”. Iran’s upper leadership doesn’t want unalived despite all their blustering about martyrdom. Brilliant strategy really.
Running back to mummy? Already? We just started.
The proxy asks the funder to fight the war instead of them? 😀 how hilarious.. You are the proxy, you meant to die not the iranians.. 😀
“Hezbollah asked Iran …”
How? Using tin cans connected by strings? Or shout very loudly?
I am going to get my big brother terrorists to fight you!!!
The sooner Hezbollah and Hamas realize Iran is incapable/unwilling of challenging Israel head on the sooner the Middle East will find a semblance of peace.
Iran can’t and won’t do shit. They have much much more to lose in a full scale war with Israel
We are going to kick his ass !
-yeah yeah right after you bro!
Iran responded with that’s what we’ve been paying you guys to do.
That’s the real kick in the nuts, Iran has to watch Israel beat their boy across the yard, and can’t/isn’t going to do shit. Iran loses a lot of cred with all of their proxies.