Kürzlich aufgedeckte, brisante Aufnahmen von Trumps versteckter Kamera zeigen, wie er aufgrund kranker Gerüchte versucht, den Botschafter zu feuern

The emperor’s new clothes.

This is the worst, most cringe parts from the last season of The Boys, but in real life. I fully expect a video to emerge at some point where Trump shits himself at a banquet and people start falling over themselves to shit their pants, all while calling on him to save America.

Hitler was a great public speaker and could read a room. What the fuck does Trump have? Orange skin, bad wig, expensive yet extremely cheap looking suits with shoulder pads, and body odor that would be offensive in a drum circle on the third day of burning man.

I’m not a big believer in the literal translation of the Bible, but the devil must be real and Trump must have sold his soul to him because there isn’t any combination of Trump ‘qualities’ that should be tolerated in modern America, let alone held up as a gold standard.

Dictator: hey Trump, you see that guy over there?

Trump: *that* guy?

Dictator: yeah, now, I don’t know this for sure, but he said you were a fat idiot with a micropenis. I heard he said that.

Trump: get rid of him. GET RID OF HIM RIGHT NOW.

Dictator: *applauds*

America is done if Trump gets re-elected. He’s gonna give the country away for some magic beans or some shit.