FSB:-the west failed to strike moscow, and thx to us it landed far from it.
waldo--pepper on
Clearly there must have been some sabotage involved. It is obvious that nothing could have gone wrong by itself. Soviet, er I mean Russian engineering is perfect. So that clearly points to sabotage. I sure hope the FSB rounds up all the Russian eggheads and jails them and tortures them … er no – again I mean. Conducts a thorough and fair investigation to find out who the traitors are. Maybe all of them are the traitors!
mfyxtplyx on
> Russian President Vladimir Putin has described the RS-28 Sarmat as a “formidable weapon,” claiming that the system has virtually no range limitations
Indeed.
Hayes4prez on
Russia is the new North Korea.
CowlFirst on
Oops. Guess their big scary missile isn’t so scary after all. Their big scary missile isn’t so scary after all.
macross1984 on
Disaster for Russia. Great news for us.
R0n1nR3dF0x on
Red line…
lysian09 on
According to Russian officials, it worked perfectly. Better even than they expected, as it targeted an enemy they didn’t even realize was there. The body has not yet been found.
CrossTheRiver on
Republicans, fascists, garbage humans everywhere share one thing in common. Because they cannot take responsibility for their actions they can never get better at things. So not only are they evil but offensively incompetent.
Wellsy on
They are really putting the “no range” in “no range limitations”.
“Top Russian space scientist dies after being ‘severely poisoned by mushrooms”
cant make this sh** up anymore lmao
ranklebone on
Typical of Russian technology, the Sarmat missile utilizes consumer grade pagers in it telemetry systems.
ElDubardo on
Russia doesn’t have nuclear capability… outside it’s nuclear silos
Iyellkhan on
yet more evidence the russian silo ICBM fleet is not exactly meeting its readiness goals.
fortunately the US isnt interested in actually testing their capabilities. but it really does raise the question of if their fleet of nukes are operational at all. probably gives the war planners at the pentagon who come up with random battle plans something more interesting to game out with Russia though.
Rex_Mundi on
Incidentally, this rocket is named “Satan II”.
justbrowsington on
Aladeen said it needed to have a pointy tip!! See what happens if it doesn’t have a pointy tip??
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FSB:-the west failed to strike moscow, and thx to us it landed far from it.
Clearly there must have been some sabotage involved. It is obvious that nothing could have gone wrong by itself. Soviet, er I mean Russian engineering is perfect. So that clearly points to sabotage. I sure hope the FSB rounds up all the Russian eggheads and jails them and tortures them … er no – again I mean. Conducts a thorough and fair investigation to find out who the traitors are. Maybe all of them are the traitors!
> Russian President Vladimir Putin has described the RS-28 Sarmat as a “formidable weapon,” claiming that the system has virtually no range limitations
Indeed.
Russia is the new North Korea.
Oops. Guess their big scary missile isn’t so scary after all. Their big scary missile isn’t so scary after all.
Disaster for Russia. Great news for us.
Red line…
According to Russian officials, it worked perfectly. Better even than they expected, as it targeted an enemy they didn’t even realize was there. The body has not yet been found.
Republicans, fascists, garbage humans everywhere share one thing in common. Because they cannot take responsibility for their actions they can never get better at things. So not only are they evil but offensively incompetent.
They are really putting the “no range” in “no range limitations”.
So who’s falling out a window this week?
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Gift link to bypass pay wall
https://wapo.st/3TFiasC
this is what happens when u throw all your scientists out of windows…or in gulags..or …
[like this here..](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/top-russian-space-scientist-dies-30828877)
“Top Russian space scientist dies after being ‘severely poisoned by mushrooms”
cant make this sh** up anymore lmao
Typical of Russian technology, the Sarmat missile utilizes consumer grade pagers in it telemetry systems.
Russia doesn’t have nuclear capability… outside it’s nuclear silos
yet more evidence the russian silo ICBM fleet is not exactly meeting its readiness goals.
fortunately the US isnt interested in actually testing their capabilities. but it really does raise the question of if their fleet of nukes are operational at all. probably gives the war planners at the pentagon who come up with random battle plans something more interesting to game out with Russia though.
Incidentally, this rocket is named “Satan II”.
Aladeen said it needed to have a pointy tip!! See what happens if it doesn’t have a pointy tip??