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    Wofür sind diese in meiner Wohnung?

    Wofür sind diese in meiner Wohnung?

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    2. Civil_Palpitation_51 on

      for making slingshots to shoot at obnoxious birds, low hovering ufos etc. they are wall mounted, and high up, as to test for your worthiness in using them in the first place. if you can’t reach them and break one off like a twig from a dead birch, your best bet is to move out and allow the loud seagull or whatnot take over your household and retreat to a nearby bog. very common.

    6. Vannellein on

      There are two uses;

      With the help of a ladder (which is part of the set), you climb and place your jaw under the fork in the middle and your wrists on the other. This is usually used for giving oral to the ladies as their feet stays on the air and legs are free to move around.

      The second way is, you pull the middle one down and sit on it. Be careful don’t let it get in your anus, forks must separate your testicles to the side and penis must flop in the middle. But if it slips, it will give you a surprise prostate massage, which I like it.

      FOR FUCKSAKES DUDE IT IS USED FOR HANGINGS THE INSTRUMENTS WITH WIRES, PARTICULARLY GUITARS OMG.

      Please don’t do any of the shit I wrote above. I take no responsibility, you will absolutely get hurt if you try it.

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