Occam’s razor: it’s way more likely that the piece of shit just BROKE
grayfox0430 on
Never blame on malice what can be explained by incompetence
Bubble_gump_stump on
You’re not that special kady, you’re one of many. r/cyberstuck
coalitionofilling on
More likely the piece of shit already broke. Didn’t he claim Musk gifted it to him?
a5915587277 on
He should post this to r/cyberstuck
ViscountVinny on
On the one hand, this is the kind of grandiose paranoia that seems rampant among Russian oligarchs.
On the other hand…Musk is the kind of petty child that might actually do this.
TaintNoogie on
Woah woah woah! Let’s not be too hasty! Dictators and their henchmen are still discerning gentlemen with refined tastes who appreciate the “finer things” in life. If they want our ginormous electronic devices I’m sure we can make *special accommodations* for such important customers.
You know I really think we might be failing to consider the enormous weight and spaces for dialogue between peoples inside the opportune cavities of the cybertruck which could be absolutely jam-packed with goodwill, and genuine expressions of our optimism and excitement for the Russian people to really take charge and lead themselves!
*…Elon??*
Logical_Welder3467 on
Bro, it’s just a shit car
CAXHIBRUH on
For how much they claim to hate the west they sure do like our stuff
HoneybucketDJ on
Hey at least he didn’t make it explode 🙂
SnooGrapes6287 on
Ain’t got no gas in it.
supercyberlurker on
How is it Kadyrov looks more ridiculous with every new photo?
I’m kind of amazed really. I was sure he’d hit peak-ridiculous.. but.. he just keeps on going.
Hugenicklebackfan on
That’s funny, on so many levels.
OkayShill on
So, that’s a lie.
suzydonem on
“Don’t get me wrong: I still love the truckski”
Live-Test-8831 on
From what I’ve heard I don’t think it needs to be remotely disabled to not work.
DryStatistician7055 on
He could try googling Cybertruck issues and see he’s not that special.
green_flash on
They should settle it in a cage fight.
robilar on
Odds are good the thing is just failing to operate because it’s a shitty product.
RemarkableWave8066 on
This asshat owning a Cybertruck is the best ad for a Ford Lightning I can possibly imagine.
Artificial-Human on
If Elon Musk was a true patriot he would have locked the doors with Kadyrov inside and made the truck explode.
PrincessNakeyDance on
No.. they just.. *do* that.
batt3ryac1d1 on
I bet it probably just broke down they’re the most unreliable piece of shit.
Ludwigofthepotatoppl on
I love the dig, “Russia’s Kadyrov”
WildEgg8761 on
Did he try unplugging it, wait a few seconds and then re-plugging it back in?
jerkface6000 on
My company was forced to immediately cancel thousands of accounts and rescind support contracts for tens of millions of dollars worth of hardware in Russia and Belarus.. I felt sorry for the folks who’d bought new stuff, just had it delivered and then tried to download the license codes. At one level anyway. On the other, fuck ruzzia.
auApex on
This is hilarious considering Kadyrov thanked Musk for giving him the Cybertruck. Obvious bullshit but it’s funny to see it exposed.
>Claiming to have received the vehicle “from the respected Elon Musk,” the Tesla CEO, Kadyrov praises the features of “this ‘beast'” that “will be of great use to our soldiers.”
sorospaidmetosaythis on
Uh, it’s full self-disabling. 😐
ocschwar on
Good thing he didn’t buy his cyber truck from that dealer in Budapest that offered a discount.
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Not likely, Elon is too busy chatting on X
Occam’s razor: it’s way more likely that the piece of shit just BROKE
Never blame on malice what can be explained by incompetence
You’re not that special kady, you’re one of many. r/cyberstuck
More likely the piece of shit already broke. Didn’t he claim Musk gifted it to him?
He should post this to r/cyberstuck
On the one hand, this is the kind of grandiose paranoia that seems rampant among Russian oligarchs.
On the other hand…Musk is the kind of petty child that might actually do this.
Woah woah woah! Let’s not be too hasty! Dictators and their henchmen are still discerning gentlemen with refined tastes who appreciate the “finer things” in life. If they want our ginormous electronic devices I’m sure we can make *special accommodations* for such important customers.
You know I really think we might be failing to consider the enormous weight and spaces for dialogue between peoples inside the opportune cavities of the cybertruck which could be absolutely jam-packed with goodwill, and genuine expressions of our optimism and excitement for the Russian people to really take charge and lead themselves!
*…Elon??*
Bro, it’s just a shit car
For how much they claim to hate the west they sure do like our stuff
Hey at least he didn’t make it explode 🙂
Ain’t got no gas in it.
How is it Kadyrov looks more ridiculous with every new photo?
I’m kind of amazed really. I was sure he’d hit peak-ridiculous.. but.. he just keeps on going.
That’s funny, on so many levels.
So, that’s a lie.
“Don’t get me wrong: I still love the truckski”
From what I’ve heard I don’t think it needs to be remotely disabled to not work.
He could try googling Cybertruck issues and see he’s not that special.
They should settle it in a cage fight.
Odds are good the thing is just failing to operate because it’s a shitty product.
This asshat owning a Cybertruck is the best ad for a Ford Lightning I can possibly imagine.
If Elon Musk was a true patriot he would have locked the doors with Kadyrov inside and made the truck explode.
No.. they just.. *do* that.
I bet it probably just broke down they’re the most unreliable piece of shit.
I love the dig, “Russia’s Kadyrov”
Did he try unplugging it, wait a few seconds and then re-plugging it back in?
My company was forced to immediately cancel thousands of accounts and rescind support contracts for tens of millions of dollars worth of hardware in Russia and Belarus.. I felt sorry for the folks who’d bought new stuff, just had it delivered and then tried to download the license codes. At one level anyway. On the other, fuck ruzzia.
This is hilarious considering Kadyrov thanked Musk for giving him the Cybertruck. Obvious bullshit but it’s funny to see it exposed.
>Claiming to have received the vehicle “from the respected Elon Musk,” the Tesla CEO, Kadyrov praises the features of “this ‘beast'” that “will be of great use to our soldiers.”
Uh, it’s full self-disabling. 😐
Good thing he didn’t buy his cyber truck from that dealer in Budapest that offered a discount.