Idiots. The decline in births has been studied to death and you can’t fix it by encouraging sex. It has never, ever worked. How can something be so well understood but so poorly dealt with by high officials?
Ok_Sky256 on
Maybe stop sending young men to die in a war.
SenseOfRumor on
Sex with who? The corpses of their boyfriends rotting in Ukraine and Kursk?
Cultural-Birthday-64 on
I’ve definitely come across videos of Russian soldiers doing just that :/
No_Plenty_9484 on
$50 bucks says Vlad met a hot intern on his smoke break.
1776_MDCCLXXVI on
Running out of meat for your meat grinder, Putin?
03OG_ on
Decline in birth rates? How about the meat grinder he’s throwing his soldiers in to
MrFreeze_van on
WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!
Little-Engine6982 on
yeah sure because russia is such a nice place to have children, on the other hand how else will you get onions and potatos, if not by trading your flesh and blood for it? If someone knows a better way, please tell them
plate42 on
Ah yes, good old traditional christian sex on breaks.
M3RC3N4RY89 on
Gotta replenish the cannon fodder!
WOOKIExCOOKIES on
Imagine sitting in a cold, damp trench, waiting to be called for the next meatwave assualt or for a drone to have your number on it, drinking water filtered from an old sock and running out of cigarettes, meanwhile Putin is encouraging your girlfriend to sleep with her coworkers back home.
Pimp_Daddy_Patty on
Hang on. I’ve read this in a history book. Something about Germany and 1939-1945
Zeddo52SD on
Russian population in decline,
So Putin tells us to fuck on company time
sadthraway0 on
You’d think having sex at home would achieve a satisfactory result than having to attempt a pregnancy on your break, but I guess the implication is Russians are expected to endure backbreaking slavery in light of the war so they won’t even see home much at all.
Expensive_Heat_2351 on
Sounds great. Boss, I need a 90 min lunch break for sex…I mean lunch….orders from the president.
gi11pi11 on
Putin wants to send babies to the front line
recumbent_mike on
Wouldn’t have thought I’d be agreeing with this dude on national priorities, but I’m not gonna pick this apart just to find flaws
Viserys4 on
“The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor.”
–Voltaire
BienPuestos on
In Russia when you’re on your fucking break, you’re literally on your fucking break.
Yaggamy on
– What are you doing, step Ivan???
– Nothing personal, Boris. Just following orders. **unzips**
Frequent_Ad_1136 on
Seriousness aside, this is something I could get behind on my work breaks lol
RobertEdwinHouse38 on
Fuckin’ Russians
series_hybrid on
I ‘m not entirely certain he knows how pregnancy works. I was under the impression that it’s not the lack of sex that is causing the lack of pregnancies. I mean…I’m no Russian pregnancy doctor, but…
---77--- on
Omg. Telling young women to give birth at 18-19. I guess Russian women are no more than cows.🐄
Big_Scratch8793 on
What a strange thing for the government to say
purplewhiteblack on
one bullet and the population will start to increase
hope turns into fucking
Legitimate-Pee-462 on
It won’t help the birthrate, but the Russian men in the foxholes in Ukraine have taken this to heart.
WinterStallion on
I don’t think there’s anything he can say at this point that will shock us.
Loose_Loquat9584 on
Must be running out of cannon fodder.
deepstate_chopra on
The best time to say that was 20 years ago.
Atown-Staydown on
Need dem soldiers quick.
Ih8tevery1 on
🤫.. you’re husband is dying.. go make babies 💪👍
Kind_Zombie_1593 on
Next step, Vlad will begin shipping his sperm to all households housing widows of Russian Soldiers so he can reseed Russia.
wowzeemissjane on
Except all eligible men have been sent to the meat grinder.
YouNeedThesaurus on
He just wants to watch
GiftFromGlob on
Guys, I have an idea.
Advanced-Historian23 on
maybe stop sending men to war…it does something to the population.
drunken_monkeys on
/r/ANotSoBoringDystopia?
bucketofmonkeys on
I’m holding out until we get sex on company time.
Perfect_Zone_4919 on
Butts don’t get pregnant
ForgottenSilver on
As a male, that is probably just fine, whatever. But as a woman, this is horrifying.
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Idiots. The decline in births has been studied to death and you can’t fix it by encouraging sex. It has never, ever worked. How can something be so well understood but so poorly dealt with by high officials?
Maybe stop sending young men to die in a war.
Sex with who? The corpses of their boyfriends rotting in Ukraine and Kursk?
I’ve definitely come across videos of Russian soldiers doing just that :/
$50 bucks says Vlad met a hot intern on his smoke break.
Running out of meat for your meat grinder, Putin?
Decline in birth rates? How about the meat grinder he’s throwing his soldiers in to
WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!
yeah sure because russia is such a nice place to have children, on the other hand how else will you get onions and potatos, if not by trading your flesh and blood for it? If someone knows a better way, please tell them
Ah yes, good old traditional christian sex on breaks.
Gotta replenish the cannon fodder!
Imagine sitting in a cold, damp trench, waiting to be called for the next meatwave assualt or for a drone to have your number on it, drinking water filtered from an old sock and running out of cigarettes, meanwhile Putin is encouraging your girlfriend to sleep with her coworkers back home.
Hang on. I’ve read this in a history book. Something about Germany and 1939-1945
Russian population in decline,
So Putin tells us to fuck on company time
You’d think having sex at home would achieve a satisfactory result than having to attempt a pregnancy on your break, but I guess the implication is Russians are expected to endure backbreaking slavery in light of the war so they won’t even see home much at all.
Sounds great. Boss, I need a 90 min lunch break for sex…I mean lunch….orders from the president.
Putin wants to send babies to the front line
Wouldn’t have thought I’d be agreeing with this dude on national priorities, but I’m not gonna pick this apart just to find flaws
“The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor.”
–Voltaire
In Russia when you’re on your fucking break, you’re literally on your fucking break.
– What are you doing, step Ivan???
– Nothing personal, Boris. Just following orders. **unzips**
Seriousness aside, this is something I could get behind on my work breaks lol
Fuckin’ Russians
I ‘m not entirely certain he knows how pregnancy works. I was under the impression that it’s not the lack of sex that is causing the lack of pregnancies. I mean…I’m no Russian pregnancy doctor, but…
Omg. Telling young women to give birth at 18-19. I guess Russian women are no more than cows.🐄
What a strange thing for the government to say
one bullet and the population will start to increase
hope turns into fucking
It won’t help the birthrate, but the Russian men in the foxholes in Ukraine have taken this to heart.
I don’t think there’s anything he can say at this point that will shock us.
Must be running out of cannon fodder.
The best time to say that was 20 years ago.
Need dem soldiers quick.
🤫.. you’re husband is dying.. go make babies 💪👍
Next step, Vlad will begin shipping his sperm to all households housing widows of Russian Soldiers so he can reseed Russia.
Except all eligible men have been sent to the meat grinder.
He just wants to watch
Guys, I have an idea.
maybe stop sending men to war…it does something to the population.
/r/ANotSoBoringDystopia?
I’m holding out until we get sex on company time.
Butts don’t get pregnant
As a male, that is probably just fine, whatever. But as a woman, this is horrifying.