Wladimir Putin möchte, dass die Russen angesichts sinkender Geburtenrate während der Arbeitspausen Sex haben, und sagt, das Schicksal Russlands hänge davon ab

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/world-news/vladimir-putin-wants-russians-to-have-sex-during-work-breaks-says-fate-of-russia-depends-on-it/articleshow/113417026.cms

46 Comments

  1. RickKassidy on

    Soldiers start having sex with each other.

    -That’s not what I meant!

  2. re_de_unsassify on

    So why is he sending hundreds of thousands to die in Ukraine?

  3. KulaanDoDinok on

    Hmmm yes but The Gays^TM are the depraved ones pushing sexuality on everyone

  4. Space_Wizard_Z on

    “Make babies, so I can eventually draft them into military service for all of my illegal invasions.”

  5. picoledexuxu on

    This reminds me of George Carlin:

    “They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.”

  6. Birth me more sons so I can send them to Ukraine to die! For the motherland!

  7. SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret on

    I’ve said it before… the Onion and Babylon Bee are going to be irrelevant…

  8. Strong_Remove_2976 on

    When I visited Russia (early Putin era), there was a public health campaign encouraging people to drink beer on their lunch break (instead of vodka)

    Loads of TV adverts with successful, attractive young people drinking beer in the sunshine and then some narrator saying ‘beer is great!’. Not joking.

    Now the encouragement is to have sex. Seems like progress I guess.

  9. Nothing puts folks in the mood than being told to bang by their dictator.

  10. live-the-future on

    S*x during workbreaks? What is s*x? Six? Six what? Sax? Look, I love jazz music but I don’t know if work breaks are appropriate for playing musical instruments.

    Anyways, thank goodness they used an asterisk in that title. It’s important to censor that word for no real reason, in a manner that lets even 4-year-olds know what word they mean. Because SEX would be offensive and triggering, but s*x totally hides the meaning and is thus ok. 🙄

  11. The publication didn’t censor that word, so why are you? Are you too embarrassed to say sex?

  12. Plsdontcalmdown on

    I suppose Ukraine will let an army of babies invade…

    I mean the above literally.

    Putin clearly won’t stop until he’s out of mother to make soldiers.

  13. We’ll yeahhh. When you lose 500 thousand sperm doners to a needless war you have to initiate alternative methods.

  14. freakdazed on

    Funny enough ending the invasion of Ukraine will help their population a lot by reducing the amount of young soldiers dying everyday

  15. DGenerAsianX on

    Well, apparently based on the internet, Russians do have a lot of sex, just to make a living and in a way that is NOT producing babies.

  16. Nonamanadus on

    Ah, yes, it’s very patriotic to spend 18 years raising cannon fodder.

  17. This kind of thing has worked for none of the countries that have tried it. Even countries that are paying people to breed aren’t fixing the birth rate.

    Maybe make a society where people want to have kids instead.

  18. linuxphoney on

    I’m not usually a big fan of Russia, but I’ll be doing this in America as much as possible. “I’m doing my part”

  19. ‘s*x’. Really, OP – are we all kids that need to be protected from dirty words now?

    In other words, Putin demands that Russians fuck the everloving shit out of each other during work breaks to help feed the meatgrinder.

  20. forvirradsvensk on

    Maybe it would help if he stopped sending Russians to death in a totally needless war for the sake of his ego.

  21. Trollercoaster101 on

    If russian men keep getting killed in stupid wars like that, sex in russia will be mostly lesbian in a few years.

  22. CogitoErgoReddito on

    Nobody going to comment on how Hitler tried the same thing to support the Nazi war effort?

  23. Another_Guy_In_Ohio on

    Problem: “Long working hours are a deterrent to having children”
    Solution: “just have sex on your work breaks”

    Ok… and what about the whole, caring for a child, raising a child, paying for a child… the making the baby part is easy… and fun… it’s the 18 years afterwords that are difficult.

  24. InformalPenguinz on

    You know what helps with population decline? Not sending men to die..

  25. 198 million babies in a few weeks? We’ll need an army of super virile men scoring ’round the clock. I’ll do my part. Kif, clear my schedule!

  26. ashoka_akira on

    “make babies to throw into my war machine. long live Russia!”

  27. dantespair on

    “Population preservation is our nations highest priority”… says the guy needlessly sending hundreds of thousands of his working aged men to their deaths in a needless war.

  28. External-Praline-451 on

    Maybe if Russia wasn’t constantly threatening WW3 and a nuclear armageddon, people would feel more inclined to bring children into the world.

  29. ADDMcGee25 on

    Funny how it’s the people making their country/the world shittier are also demanding people make more kids to grow up in the shitty country/world *they made* and are confused why the birthrate has declined.

  30. TheGoonKills on

    Then stop sending your people into a meat grinder, you dumb fuck.

    He doesn’t care about these people, he just wants more live babies so they can grow up to be dead soldiers

  31. socialaxolotl on

    These world leaders will literally just spout off this nonsense instead of making the world habitable for the rest of us to have families

  32. Fraegtgaortd on

    You can say “sex” on the internet. This isn’t TikTok you’re not going to get filtered by the CCP

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