All I have to say is that if the judge doesn’t jump on this shit, I will be very disappointed.
longtermattention on
The dumbest man in the US Senate does dumb thing
fowlraul on
Not really, nobody ever holds these assholes accountable at all. Hopefully I end up being wrong about this tho…
yamers on
Remember these GqP maga nazi folks arent very smart. They got MTG and bobo and a coach as agents of chaos within congress. Throw pedo gaetz in there as well.
LuvKrahft on
It’s so whako to be able to easily point at this group of corrupt assholes and say “hey that’s a big part of the problem right there, America”.
And then get dismissed as a partisan democrat shill.
You have democrats telling Biden, who has done a pretty decent job, to stay away. And these guys are lining up to go cheer on this fuck face at his “I paid to cover up that I raw dogged an Ivanka look alike porn star behind my be-babied wife’s back” trial.
The banaynays are running the asylum.
Searchlights on
He went there in order to make sure the lives and reputations of the court workers, the jurors and their families remained in danger
waterfalljay on
Little Tommy Turdburgler just wants to do his insider trading and cause havoc in Alabama while actually living in Florida.
lumberjackname on
This guy really is as dumb as a box of hair.
Bigbeardhotpeppers on
Nothing will come of this. Tubberville said it out loud that he broke the law. He is covered under the speech and debate clause. If they were to get him on the stand he would lie and say his prior statement is not true. Be mad, be very mad, but this is a waste of time for everyone.
haltline on
Please use his Republican gang name… Tommy the Tumor.
atomsmasher66 on
Tommy Turdfuckville is an unmitigated moron. It’s hilariously tragic that this guy ever got elected. Oof
Ambitiously_Big on
Tumorville is the one friend nobody wants to crime with because he doesn’t know when to shut up.
flyover_liberal on
I’ve been trying to think of a bigger downgrade than going from Doug Jones to Tommy Tuberville.
Ann Richards to George W. Bush as Governor, in Texas … that’s a candidate.
Figured I can’t count Clinton –> Bush or Obama –> Trump because Clinton and Obama were term-limited.
GoalFlashy6998 on
What a scumbag, holds up National Security and now goes to a trial of someone who pose a threat to national secuy
Rsubs33 on
This fucking trash should be in jail they all should for jury and witness intimidation
BrilliantCorner on
Imagine the people that want this dumbfuck to represent them.
CurrentlyLucid on
Tuberville knows nothing about anything beyond football. He got elected because people knew his name, not because he was the best guy. He proves this on a regular basis.
malakon on
These guys are just used to no one in their party giving a shit, and no one in judicial being able to do anything about it. You can flaunt the law when you are a rich upper government official now. Law is for the poor idiots.
Northern_Grouse on
Tuberville is a foreign agent.
WackyBones510 on
He’s so so very dumb. I get the instinct to be like “oh he just wants you to think he’s dumb to help consolidate power” with some of these chucklefucks – but this dude and Herschel Walker have been part of my life since birth and I promise this is who they really are.
mhks on
It’s not often Alabama can do something that is truly embarrassing (because the expectations for them rest in the middle of embarrassment), but this guy is an embarrassment to the state.
redditallreddy on
> “Hopefully we’ll have more and more senators and congressmen go up every day to represent him and be able to go out and overcome this gag order, and that’s one of the reasons we went — is to be able to speak our piece for President Trump,” the right-wing senator said during an appearance on Newsmax.
teddytwelvetoes on
lol @ “a bit too much” as if our government isn’t going to let these two sociopaths do whatever they want without issue
Miles_vel_Day on
This guy has discredited the entire profession of college football coaching. I mean, if *he* can do it…
In basketball you need a genius like Dan Hurley; Auburn can just throw money at poor, athletic kids until they’re in the BCS. As strategic of a sport as football can be, at lower levels the X’s and O’s matter a lot less than the A’s, C’s, G’s and T’s.
Vortesian on
Ol Tom Turkey is pretty dumb I think.
_DapperDanMan- on
Tubbertown is dumber than a sack of… tubers.
jomama823 on
This is the problem when only the dumbest shitheads are your followers
Sozebj on
Tommy ain’t no Nick Saban. He is Florida’s 3rd brightest Senator.
BulldogMoose on
These people run the United States of America and therefore also have massive influence in the world. Best and brightest. We are absolutely fucked.
gracchusbaboon on
What a surreal nightmare, where we watch Speaker Pipsqueak and Senator Tackledummy stand in front of a courthouse during a criminal trial and insult a judge and his family just in order to show off the trump feces smeared around their mouths.
OBwriter92107 on
If Trump is convicted before the election, which he then loses, his allies will find themselves in jeopardy for being complicit. Basically their fate will be similar to those ensnared in his various schemes to enrich himself or deny the results of the election.
Spiff69 on
He might be our dumbest senator.
wirthmore on
Like Engoron, Merchan should put Trump on the stand, and ask him under oath. (And Tuberville isn’t the only one allegedly behaving as a Trump proxy: Johnson, Vance, Vivaswamy also parroted Trump talking points)
ThisWhatUGet on
He’s like an evil Forest Gump
PandaMuffin1 on
He is an idiot but the voters of Alabama will re-elect the man that lives in Florida anyway.
Ok-Abies8079 on
So they are conspiring by meeting and discussing talking points and organizing by having a pecking order of surrogates who are led by Trump to break the law.
Are they looking to get the record for the lamest RICO conviction ever?
KakistocratForLife on
claque /klak , klɑːk /
▸ noun 1 a group of sycophantic followers: he was surrounded by a claque of scheming bureaucrats.
2 a group of people hired to applaud (or heckle) a performer or public speaker.
– ORIGIN mid 19th century: French, from claquer ‘to clap’. The practice of paying members of an audience for their support originated at the Paris opera.
CockCozies on
Because he is an idiot who does not even understand the implications of what he says…
38 Comments
All I have to say is that if the judge doesn’t jump on this shit, I will be very disappointed.
The dumbest man in the US Senate does dumb thing
Not really, nobody ever holds these assholes accountable at all. Hopefully I end up being wrong about this tho…
Remember these GqP maga nazi folks arent very smart. They got MTG and bobo and a coach as agents of chaos within congress. Throw pedo gaetz in there as well.
It’s so whako to be able to easily point at this group of corrupt assholes and say “hey that’s a big part of the problem right there, America”.
And then get dismissed as a partisan democrat shill.
You have democrats telling Biden, who has done a pretty decent job, to stay away. And these guys are lining up to go cheer on this fuck face at his “I paid to cover up that I raw dogged an Ivanka look alike porn star behind my be-babied wife’s back” trial.
The banaynays are running the asylum.
He went there in order to make sure the lives and reputations of the court workers, the jurors and their families remained in danger
Little Tommy Turdburgler just wants to do his insider trading and cause havoc in Alabama while actually living in Florida.
This guy really is as dumb as a box of hair.
Nothing will come of this. Tubberville said it out loud that he broke the law. He is covered under the speech and debate clause. If they were to get him on the stand he would lie and say his prior statement is not true. Be mad, be very mad, but this is a waste of time for everyone.
Please use his Republican gang name… Tommy the Tumor.
Tommy Turdfuckville is an unmitigated moron. It’s hilariously tragic that this guy ever got elected. Oof
Tumorville is the one friend nobody wants to crime with because he doesn’t know when to shut up.
I’ve been trying to think of a bigger downgrade than going from Doug Jones to Tommy Tuberville.
Ann Richards to George W. Bush as Governor, in Texas … that’s a candidate.
Figured I can’t count Clinton –> Bush or Obama –> Trump because Clinton and Obama were term-limited.
What a scumbag, holds up National Security and now goes to a trial of someone who pose a threat to national secuy
This fucking trash should be in jail they all should for jury and witness intimidation
Imagine the people that want this dumbfuck to represent them.
Tuberville knows nothing about anything beyond football. He got elected because people knew his name, not because he was the best guy. He proves this on a regular basis.
These guys are just used to no one in their party giving a shit, and no one in judicial being able to do anything about it. You can flaunt the law when you are a rich upper government official now. Law is for the poor idiots.
Tuberville is a foreign agent.
He’s so so very dumb. I get the instinct to be like “oh he just wants you to think he’s dumb to help consolidate power” with some of these chucklefucks – but this dude and Herschel Walker have been part of my life since birth and I promise this is who they really are.
It’s not often Alabama can do something that is truly embarrassing (because the expectations for them rest in the middle of embarrassment), but this guy is an embarrassment to the state.
> “Hopefully we’ll have more and more senators and congressmen go up every day to represent him and be able to go out and overcome this gag order, and that’s one of the reasons we went — is to be able to speak our piece for President Trump,” the right-wing senator said during an appearance on Newsmax.
lol @ “a bit too much” as if our government isn’t going to let these two sociopaths do whatever they want without issue
This guy has discredited the entire profession of college football coaching. I mean, if *he* can do it…
In basketball you need a genius like Dan Hurley; Auburn can just throw money at poor, athletic kids until they’re in the BCS. As strategic of a sport as football can be, at lower levels the X’s and O’s matter a lot less than the A’s, C’s, G’s and T’s.
Ol Tom Turkey is pretty dumb I think.
Tubbertown is dumber than a sack of… tubers.
This is the problem when only the dumbest shitheads are your followers
Tommy ain’t no Nick Saban. He is Florida’s 3rd brightest Senator.
These people run the United States of America and therefore also have massive influence in the world. Best and brightest. We are absolutely fucked.
What a surreal nightmare, where we watch Speaker Pipsqueak and Senator Tackledummy stand in front of a courthouse during a criminal trial and insult a judge and his family just in order to show off the trump feces smeared around their mouths.
If Trump is convicted before the election, which he then loses, his allies will find themselves in jeopardy for being complicit. Basically their fate will be similar to those ensnared in his various schemes to enrich himself or deny the results of the election.
He might be our dumbest senator.
Like Engoron, Merchan should put Trump on the stand, and ask him under oath. (And Tuberville isn’t the only one allegedly behaving as a Trump proxy: Johnson, Vance, Vivaswamy also parroted Trump talking points)
He’s like an evil Forest Gump
He is an idiot but the voters of Alabama will re-elect the man that lives in Florida anyway.
So they are conspiring by meeting and discussing talking points and organizing by having a pecking order of surrogates who are led by Trump to break the law.
Are they looking to get the record for the lamest RICO conviction ever?
claque /klak , klɑːk /
▸ noun 1 a group of sycophantic followers: he was surrounded by a claque of scheming bureaucrats.
2 a group of people hired to applaud (or heckle) a performer or public speaker.
– ORIGIN mid 19th century: French, from claquer ‘to clap’. The practice of paying members of an audience for their support originated at the Paris opera.
Because he is an idiot who does not even understand the implications of what he says…