No surprise considering he’s already bent the knee to President Musk and friend. I suspect massive layoffs and backfill with H1-B
Which-Moment-6544 on
Mark Z, the owner of the company standing at 5 foot 7 inches tall, does less work than all the engineers at his company. He is a low performer, and takes all the money for himself. I think we all remember when he decided to waste all the companies money on the Metaverse.
It was mark’s idea to make everyone not have pants and float. He said, “When you float, it doesn’t matter how tall you are. You can just float above all those mean words about your rat penis surgery.”
Insomnica69420gay on
I wonder what percentage of them will “happen” to be women or lgbt people
ChuckNorrisUSAF on
I’m curious if his board considers him a “low-performer”.
BoysieOakes on
I’m laying off Meta for the same reason
Leather_Egg2096 on
They are expecting Trump to open up the H1B flood gates to replace these workers.
sweetno on
> Meta is working on building some of the most important technologies in the world — Al, glasses as the next computing platform, and the future of social media.
… Eh?.. How about cancer vaccines, military drones and green energy? So full of himself.
Valuable-String1 on
And replace with imported workers for cheap.
TJ-LEED-AP on
No one works there already. Account Support is automated / non existent and everything is run off servers. Any “new features” are copy paste from competitors. The fuck is zuck talking about
UsefulBrick3 on
I can’t understand how Facebook still makes so much money, whenever I go on there nobody I know has posted anything in years, it’s all just groups moaning about shit and AI rubbish.
SaintHuck on
He says after pouring $36 billion dollars into the fucking Metaverse.
machineprophet343 on
Translation: We’re going to find highly compensated employees, sabotage them / give them unreasonable workloads, and fire them.
navigationallyaided on
Good ol’ Jack Welch-style top ranking there…
Artistic_Worker_5138 on
He’s going full-Musk. You should never go full-Musk.
cabbages212 on
But I thought he was hang loose brah now? Guess he suck orange cock now? Me go back to cave.
v_rex74 on
You people now hate Zuck too? Sheesh
Starfuri on
Yeah, they gonna cancel the legit advertising and allow more of the scams.
twistedt on
We won’t admit we’re phasing out certain positions because of AI. We’ll make it look like it’s your fault.
myislanduniverse on
Well your AI agents were weird, creepy, and surreal. So they’re obviously not replacing human beings in any human-facing roles the company may have. And any of the roles they *do* replace will need someone to review the robot’s work.
So let’s be honest, you’re cutting payroll because you don’t have any more growth to fuel and that’s the only place you can look for change still. Great short-term boost, but anyone looking at financial statements understands that “cutting payroll” isn’t a reliable revenue stream.
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i.e. employees who don’t fall in line
mistercartmenes on
Why would anyone want to work for this useless company?
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He resigning?
I love how they talk big games like this isn’t normal for end of year reviews…
As a business owner, all I can say is do it now while everyone already doesn’t like you 👍
And so it begins.
Sike!
/s just in case. It began a while ago.
When is the mothership supposed to swing back by Earth to take him back to his home planet?
I bet I know which people will soon be declared “low-performing”…
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgmy7xpw3pyo
No surprise considering he’s already bent the knee to President Musk and friend. I suspect massive layoffs and backfill with H1-B
Mark Z, the owner of the company standing at 5 foot 7 inches tall, does less work than all the engineers at his company. He is a low performer, and takes all the money for himself. I think we all remember when he decided to waste all the companies money on the Metaverse.
It was mark’s idea to make everyone not have pants and float. He said, “When you float, it doesn’t matter how tall you are. You can just float above all those mean words about your rat penis surgery.”
I wonder what percentage of them will “happen” to be women or lgbt people
I’m curious if his board considers him a “low-performer”.
I’m laying off Meta for the same reason
They are expecting Trump to open up the H1B flood gates to replace these workers.
> Meta is working on building some of the most important technologies in the world — Al, glasses as the next computing platform, and the future of social media.
… Eh?.. How about cancer vaccines, military drones and green energy? So full of himself.
And replace with imported workers for cheap.
No one works there already. Account Support is automated / non existent and everything is run off servers. Any “new features” are copy paste from competitors. The fuck is zuck talking about
I can’t understand how Facebook still makes so much money, whenever I go on there nobody I know has posted anything in years, it’s all just groups moaning about shit and AI rubbish.
He says after pouring $36 billion dollars into the fucking Metaverse.
Translation: We’re going to find highly compensated employees, sabotage them / give them unreasonable workloads, and fire them.
Good ol’ Jack Welch-style top ranking there…
He’s going full-Musk. You should never go full-Musk.
But I thought he was hang loose brah now? Guess he suck orange cock now? Me go back to cave.
You people now hate Zuck too? Sheesh
Yeah, they gonna cancel the legit advertising and allow more of the scams.
We won’t admit we’re phasing out certain positions because of AI. We’ll make it look like it’s your fault.
Well your AI agents were weird, creepy, and surreal. So they’re obviously not replacing human beings in any human-facing roles the company may have. And any of the roles they *do* replace will need someone to review the robot’s work.
So let’s be honest, you’re cutting payroll because you don’t have any more growth to fuel and that’s the only place you can look for change still. Great short-term boost, but anyone looking at financial statements understands that “cutting payroll” isn’t a reliable revenue stream.
i.e. employees who don’t fall in line
Why would anyone want to work for this useless company?