How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a grenade over them drones?… Yeah… Putin woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been taken Kyiv in 3 days.
00gly_b00gly on
Back in high school he used to be able to throw a football a quarter mile.
Total-Extension-7479 on
After he croaked the average IQ of everyone in the area went up by a few points
Frozen_Shades on
I got it. It reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.
RichardDJohnson16 on
I don’t say this often, but: What a fucking moron.
Betongkeps on
What zero training looks like
Impossible-Bus1 on
The risk was calculated but boy was he bad at math!
HerrNieto on
Absolute desperation :/
UlsterManInScotland on
Doh!
TheAviatorPenguin on
So he was cosplaying as a ZSU-23? Good recreation of OFZ ammo 😅
ToxicGrandma on
Bro tried to time the explosion on air so he can turn from Frag to AA Flak. Nice try dude.
DirtyMitten-n-sniffi on
We are lucky they are so fucking stupid
dee_el on
Technically he was about to die anyways, might as well try lol
Comfortable_Edge9919 on
well. … that was really f*cking dumb
BroccoliCompetitive3 on
All I can hear is the song”Dumb Ways to Die”. Wonder if he ever heard it?
This the kinda dude that would be spittin’ into the wind
v4nrick on
And thats why ground to air attack + vodka doesnt match together well.
AngryAccountant31 on
Are they not teaching these people about gravity? Stop, drop, and roll isn’t in their curriculum either.
Glass-Razzmatazz-752 on
this is sam darnold holding on to the ball to long
Snips_Tano on
Bro was toast when that drone was over him anyway, so he tried a Hail Mary. And hey, at least he saved the Ukrainians ammo thanks to his bad math
ianbattlesrobots on
What in the blue blazes did he expect to happen?!
Goatwhatsup on
r/UkraineRussiaReport can someone tell me how there’s tons of people who are neutral/pro Russia in that sub? How stupid are they? They think they know some secret event that makes it okay for Russia to invade? They think they have some deep knowledge on the exact reason this is happening and therefore it’s totally justified?
If you ever advocate for invading another country, or you just turn the other way, you’re part of the problem.
No-Card_ on
looked like he was already fucked, that’s a lot of blood around the groin area before he threw it
gold-rot49 on
fuck do some human beings really think like this? like, forreals?
tranquildude on
Russia’s best and brightest
TyrannosauRSX on
Was a sound plan if it hadn’t been for that annoying gravity that’s all over the damn place.
turnedonbyadime on
“You can’t ~~fire me~~ drop a grenade on me because I ~~quit~~ drop a grenade on me.”
Misanthropemoot on
Darwinism at play.
v4nrick on
it seems like he blew up his own face, this is what happens when 8 out 10 men in Rusia are alcoholic
martymcflown on
DIY air burst round
Weasel8687 on
Thinking you could throw a grenade off your back at a drone 100ft in the air, STRAIGHT UP is legitimately one of the dumbest things i’ve ever seen, Darwinian Award Candidate!
ImpossibleSquare4078 on
“We are lucky that they are so fucking stupid”
NomansGround78 on
What goes up….
NarutoUA1337 on
he played Worms Armageddon way too much
zzkj on
We have reached a new low.
ToastyBob27 on
Bro cook the grenade atleast.
genocideofnoobs on
Hope he doesn’t feel embarrassed. I do this all the time in COD.
Pergaminopoo on
Didn’t notice the “X” at first and thought somebody edited in a hit marker lol
titsmuhgeee on
Ope, almost got it. One more try…oh wait…
EventComplete on
that nade went off a bit too quickly, no ?
ksun4651 on
*A man who is struggling for his life, bleeding out, legs crippled, and has no other option other than a last ditch desperate attempt.*
Redditors: “hurr durr dumbass!”
All of you are sociopaths. I can understand this man’s thought process. It doesn’t look like he has a rifle to shoot at the drone. He clearly can’t get up and run away. He can do one of these things.
1.) Let the drone drop a grenade on him and he dies
2.) Use the grenade on himself and he dies
Or
3.) Cook the grenade for a moment, then throw it up hoping it explodes midair and take out the drone.
Clearly it didn’t work out for him. But what other option for survival did he have? He’s scared, desperate, and trying to make it out alive.
AffectionateSector77 on
Oh, right, gravity.
19RM96 on
10/10 for creativity
0/10 for intelligence
MagicSPA on
“You win again, gravity!”
Trackmaggot on
It has to be repeated…”We are lucky they are so fucking stupid”
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How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a grenade over them drones?… Yeah… Putin woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been taken Kyiv in 3 days.
Back in high school he used to be able to throw a football a quarter mile.
After he croaked the average IQ of everyone in the area went up by a few points
I got it. It reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.
I don’t say this often, but: What a fucking moron.
What zero training looks like
The risk was calculated but boy was he bad at math!
Absolute desperation :/
Doh!
So he was cosplaying as a ZSU-23? Good recreation of OFZ ammo 😅
Bro tried to time the explosion on air so he can turn from Frag to AA Flak. Nice try dude.
We are lucky they are so fucking stupid
Technically he was about to die anyways, might as well try lol
well. … that was really f*cking dumb
All I can hear is the song”Dumb Ways to Die”. Wonder if he ever heard it?
https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw?si=EE1wwchX5-O3lN4a
This the kinda dude that would be spittin’ into the wind
And thats why ground to air attack + vodka doesnt match together well.
Are they not teaching these people about gravity? Stop, drop, and roll isn’t in their curriculum either.
this is sam darnold holding on to the ball to long
Bro was toast when that drone was over him anyway, so he tried a Hail Mary. And hey, at least he saved the Ukrainians ammo thanks to his bad math
What in the blue blazes did he expect to happen?!
r/UkraineRussiaReport can someone tell me how there’s tons of people who are neutral/pro Russia in that sub? How stupid are they? They think they know some secret event that makes it okay for Russia to invade? They think they have some deep knowledge on the exact reason this is happening and therefore it’s totally justified?
If you ever advocate for invading another country, or you just turn the other way, you’re part of the problem.
looked like he was already fucked, that’s a lot of blood around the groin area before he threw it
fuck do some human beings really think like this? like, forreals?
Russia’s best and brightest
Was a sound plan if it hadn’t been for that annoying gravity that’s all over the damn place.
“You can’t ~~fire me~~ drop a grenade on me because I ~~quit~~ drop a grenade on me.”
Darwinism at play.
it seems like he blew up his own face, this is what happens when 8 out 10 men in Rusia are alcoholic
DIY air burst round
Thinking you could throw a grenade off your back at a drone 100ft in the air, STRAIGHT UP is legitimately one of the dumbest things i’ve ever seen, Darwinian Award Candidate!
“We are lucky that they are so fucking stupid”
What goes up….
he played Worms Armageddon way too much
We have reached a new low.
Bro cook the grenade atleast.
Hope he doesn’t feel embarrassed. I do this all the time in COD.
Didn’t notice the “X” at first and thought somebody edited in a hit marker lol
Ope, almost got it. One more try…oh wait…
that nade went off a bit too quickly, no ?
*A man who is struggling for his life, bleeding out, legs crippled, and has no other option other than a last ditch desperate attempt.*
Redditors: “hurr durr dumbass!”
All of you are sociopaths. I can understand this man’s thought process. It doesn’t look like he has a rifle to shoot at the drone. He clearly can’t get up and run away. He can do one of these things.
1.) Let the drone drop a grenade on him and he dies
2.) Use the grenade on himself and he dies
Or
3.) Cook the grenade for a moment, then throw it up hoping it explodes midair and take out the drone.
Clearly it didn’t work out for him. But what other option for survival did he have? He’s scared, desperate, and trying to make it out alive.
Oh, right, gravity.
10/10 for creativity
0/10 for intelligence
“You win again, gravity!”
It has to be repeated…”We are lucky they are so fucking stupid”
Remember my debut in call of duty
airburst…isn’t