Für Sie habe ich extra gesetzt, Sir.

I say, entirely without context, that all I can hear is

>FIVE DOLLAR, FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG!

And no, that is not a good thing, though it is very fitting.

*’Five-dollar Footlong’ was a long-running advertising campaign for a US sandwich brand, the person who was the face of the campaign turned out to be part of a child sex-trafficking ring along with his wife and the guy who ran a children’s health nonprofit…named after the guy in the ads. This Assad image brings back memories, as the “sandwich between hands” pose is the same one as was used in the ads in that era.* [*Like this.*](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/2/4/1066224_320x180.jpg) *Is this just normal for monsters? Or how does this work?*

eta: is a shwarma wrap really a novelty in russia? this isn’t exactly an unknown food style in the culinary world; delicious, yes, but not new