> “I don’t know what happens to them then. I suppose they got put into products that have Mars bars in, like cakes and things.”
There are cakes (and “things”) that have smooth Mars bars in?
honkymotherfucker1 on
I too would require compensation if I could not enjoy the textured, cock like veins on my mars bar.
Longjumping_Stand889 on
I’m not convinced he didn’t just suck on it for a while.
faith_plus_one on
I once got an empty Rafaello, am I sitting on a gold mine?
King_Keyser on
He should’ve sellotaped it to a wall and sold it for millions
LightBackground9141 on
This probably happens all the time and nobody even mentions it. I mean would I even care if I had a smooth mars bar.. be like ‘oh it’s smooth, weird’ eat it.
Prize_Catch_7206 on
The Lidl lookylikeyTitan bars are better and cheaper too.
bobblebob100 on
I had one of those creme egg twisted chocolates out of Heroes the other day. Contained no creme egg just plain boring chocolate
Trick-Station8742 on
Once I had a bag of jelly babies and it had no black ones in there.
I tweeted the manufacturer with the Hashtag #confectionaryapartheid
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Burying the lede:
> “I don’t know what happens to them then. I suppose they got put into products that have Mars bars in, like cakes and things.”
There are cakes (and “things”) that have smooth Mars bars in?
I too would require compensation if I could not enjoy the textured, cock like veins on my mars bar.
I’m not convinced he didn’t just suck on it for a while.
I once got an empty Rafaello, am I sitting on a gold mine?
He should’ve sellotaped it to a wall and sold it for millions
This probably happens all the time and nobody even mentions it. I mean would I even care if I had a smooth mars bar.. be like ‘oh it’s smooth, weird’ eat it.
The Lidl lookylikeyTitan bars are better and cheaper too.
I had one of those creme egg twisted chocolates out of Heroes the other day. Contained no creme egg just plain boring chocolate
Once I had a bag of jelly babies and it had no black ones in there.
I tweeted the manufacturer with the Hashtag #confectionaryapartheid
They sent me a £2 voucher