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    Experten warnen, dass Trump gefährlich nahe daran ist herauszufinden, wo Kanada liegt

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    1. partmoosepartgoose on

      *Trump points at map*

      “Sir, that’s Minnesota”

      “Blow it the fuck up!”

    2. Sarge1387 on

      I damn near spit my coffee out onto my computer…this made my Monday. Thank you

    3. Narrow-Sky-5377 on

      Trump points to Canada: “Did they vote for me?” – “Uhhhmmm no Mr. Trump, because they are Canadian.”

      Trump- “That’s no excuse, they must be punished!”

      Jesus take the wheel.

    4. 9htranger on

      I wouldn’t be surprised if trump knows more about the Canadian economy,, and Canada in general, than trudeau.

    5. Superb-Respect-1313 on

      I don’t know. I don’t see it. I think he might have an idea but really isn’t interested in even finding out. He has democrats to slay and others who are against him.

    7. Mbalz-ez-Hari on

      And once he finds it it’s only a matter of time until he finds our giant water tap

    11. ArbainHestia on

      “It took the children 40 minutes to locate Canada on the map.”

      “Oh, Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.”

    12. iAMgRASSToUCHmE on

      He probably wants to buy Greenland and add Canada as a package deal. You know, from the country store.

    13. bluewingless on

      Everyone up here needs to hide right now. Like hush it all the way up. We do not need the orange one finding us and stealing our water.

    15. IsaystoImIsays on

      Its okay. If he really does have dementia then he’ll forget again.

    19. Delicious-Tachyons on

      I am concerned that if he goes full Putin and replaces the military top people with yes men that they may invade for resources and that NATO won’t be able to help us because the American portion of NATO dominates the rest and he’ll threaten them with nukes.

    20. Open-Standard6959 on

      Trump will personally tell Justin he’s lost the election next year.

    21. John_Bumogus on

      Not a nuclear strike on Winnipeg! We could be talking casualties in the dozens.

    22. Consistent_Aioli_227 on

      All jokes but in reality whoever is in government needs to take trump to the strip club and talk about how hot the strippers are, then crush some burgers and beers with him at a hockey game and end it on a “looking good bud you lose weight?”

      Our politicians don’t know how to be “Good ol’ boys” but this would 100% avoid the tariffs.

    23. Rum_N_Napalm on

      It’s fine people, I have a plan.

      We direct the Americans towards Saskatchewan, let them look around fir a bit, and eventually they’ll give up when they can’t find anything but wheat.

      Or, we direct them towards Alberta and they’ll be confused thinking they accidentally went south.

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