Der russische Ballettstar Wladimir Schkljarow ist bei einem Sturz aus dem Fenster gestorben

As is the custom in the Motherland

got a bit carried away with his jeté?

Do the windows in Russia go all the way to the floor?

lol

There are very strong drafts in ruscia

The next generation of Russians will learn from these times… and they will deny their murderous masters their means to destroy with… by making single-story buildings, without windows.

I’d love to see some stats on this particular cause of death, across countries.

The article says he was prescribed strong pain medication and that his apartment has a *balcony* which is different from a window.

This might be an actual accident, unlike most window accidents. (Or it might not be, it doesn’t say whether his wife or children were home that night or whether he had visitors, etc).

At this point, it doesn’t make any sense anymore that the assassins try to make it look like an accident.

He was against the war and not one of the oligarks that Putin need to access money from.

moscow gravity syndrome

You gotta be kidding me

Microsoft need to rename their products

Surely Normal Russians can see through this.

They probably want to avoid the ballet of the swan lake.