What will top the pager attacks for surprise? Israel unveils their new time travel technology and sends the Iranian military a billion years into the future?
007try001 on
I mean it would take a lot to surprise the world after the pagers, radios, and toasters, but I’m sure the coup de grace will be spectacular.
Human-Entrepreneur77 on
Israel has the right to defend itself from attacks. The crazy clever Mission Impossible type tactics are really scary. I wouldn’t be surprised if all of Iran’s weapons explode at the same time.
pmekonnen on
When
notyourstranger on
Sounds more like he’s the “offense” minister.
Reno772 on
I hope it’s an ion cannon strike from Space
Guilty-Top-7 on
The Iranian leaders probably hope it’s sooner than later, because they effectively have to hide out somewhere in some small bunker until it happens. Like being in jail, but with a nice bed and waiters.
Kannigget on
Anything less will encourage Iran to attack again, and next time with nuclear weapons. Bullies who don’t experience severe consequences will strike again.
swizzcheez on
So not entirely unlike a bowl of Polonium soup.
Septic-Mist on
“Sleep lightly.”
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Friendly-Profit-8590 on
So are they gonna bunker bust some otherwise unknown secret Iranian facility?
OB1KENOB on
Poke the Jewish bear and you won’t like what happens next. A lesson which apparently needs to be taught over and over and over again.
Equivalent-Log8854 on
Get er dunn
Troll_of_Fortune on
Maybe they should sink their navy again like the US did 36 years ago. But this time hit their entire navy plus all ship yards. Troll them hard and repeat this every 36 years or until they learn to work and play well with others.
stiffgerman on
TIL: LPS > SBD. Example: “Joe had microwaved bean burritos at lunch and was LPS in the elevator car on the way to the big meeting.”
Well if you tell them it’s coming it won’t be much of a surprise now will it?
Jestersfriend on
Ah. I see they’re using the same strategy as Iran. That doesn’t bode well :/.
IrreverentSunny on
The IDF should start with weapon manufacturing facilities first, that would also hurt Russia, help Ukraine and Iran can’t shoot back at Israel anymore. Then by all means go for the mullahs, if this evil regime falls, it would solve a hell of a lot of problems!
ikadell on
As usual
MoonDoggoTheThird on
« Precise »
Not buying that part at all
dec2k on
I bet the infamous spy Eli Copter will have his fingers in the strike again!
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What will top the pager attacks for surprise? Israel unveils their new time travel technology and sends the Iranian military a billion years into the future?
I mean it would take a lot to surprise the world after the pagers, radios, and toasters, but I’m sure the coup de grace will be spectacular.
Israel has the right to defend itself from attacks. The crazy clever Mission Impossible type tactics are really scary. I wouldn’t be surprised if all of Iran’s weapons explode at the same time.
When
Sounds more like he’s the “offense” minister.
I hope it’s an ion cannon strike from Space
The Iranian leaders probably hope it’s sooner than later, because they effectively have to hide out somewhere in some small bunker until it happens. Like being in jail, but with a nice bed and waiters.
Anything less will encourage Iran to attack again, and next time with nuclear weapons. Bullies who don’t experience severe consequences will strike again.
So not entirely unlike a bowl of Polonium soup.
“Sleep lightly.”
[deleted]
So are they gonna bunker bust some otherwise unknown secret Iranian facility?
Poke the Jewish bear and you won’t like what happens next. A lesson which apparently needs to be taught over and over and over again.
Get er dunn
Maybe they should sink their navy again like the US did 36 years ago. But this time hit their entire navy plus all ship yards. Troll them hard and repeat this every 36 years or until they learn to work and play well with others.
TIL: LPS > SBD. Example: “Joe had microwaved bean burritos at lunch and was LPS in the elevator car on the way to the big meeting.”
when you have to shoot, shoot, dont talk. [https://tenor.com/qqwE.gif](https://tenor.com/qqwE.gif)
Well if you tell them it’s coming it won’t be much of a surprise now will it?
Ah. I see they’re using the same strategy as Iran. That doesn’t bode well :/.
The IDF should start with weapon manufacturing facilities first, that would also hurt Russia, help Ukraine and Iran can’t shoot back at Israel anymore. Then by all means go for the mullahs, if this evil regime falls, it would solve a hell of a lot of problems!
As usual
« Precise »
Not buying that part at all
I bet the infamous spy Eli Copter will have his fingers in the strike again!
If it’s precise, that will be surprising.
“Precise”