There’s no such thing, a conspiracy is insidious by definition. A secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful.
pokemonpokemonmario on
There are no sides. Russia, nato countries and China are all controlled by the same people to the same ends.
The positive in this is that the “threat” of nuclear war is simply not real.
DeadEndFred on
As always…
“Consistency has never been a mark of stupidity. If they were merely stupid, they would occasionally make a mistake in our favor.”
-James V. Forrestal
*1st Secretary of Defense*
MeadRWee on
Conspiracy: a secret plan by a group to do harm to others
The word itself lets you know its not upbeat.
No_More_Psyopps on
Despite all the evil and how bad things get, at the end of the story, God wins.
Toomuchtostrut13212 on
That we are part of a galactic community and we have been helped more than we can imagine to sort our own shit out.
Available-Artist-376 on
They’re doing that in Saudi Arabia and it’s caused massive flooding lol
Loeb123 on
I will have sex tonight.
sadeyeprophet on
If a man has a light he doesnt hide it away in cabinet
He puts it out to light his home for the benefit of all
noneofthismatters666 on
Nefarious conspiracies are more exciting.
freakytiki2 on
I potentially have one: I think that since the deep state have their hands in everything, this actually ensures more peace than there would be otherwise.
Here are a few examples:
Nuclear war would otherwise be more likely but since that would be bad for the deep state, it’s less likely to occur (note: I obviously acknowledge the military industrial complex, just referring to nuclear war here which would be far more devastating)
Since they’ve tapped all of our devices, they can sniff out terrorists more easily
Countries potentially might go to war with each other, but if that’s not part of the deep state agenda they might deter it.
Anyways, obviously we all hate the deep state but just acknowledging it might have some positive effects, in response to the prompt 😃
spareminuteforworms on
One that I heard is that the government is controlling the weather and is using it to regulate crop production.
Glum_Neighborhood358 on
Fake moon landing is positive. Stanley Kubrick ended the chance of WW3 and saved countless monkey cosmonauts.
MTGBruhs on
If it was beneficial, there would be voices singing it’s praises. Instead, things remain hidden. Conspiracy theories are about the truth. And the truth is, our rulers are up to way sketchier shit than most normal people know about.
SowTheSeeds on
Because, if they did, they would present it as a positive and justify your tax dollars being dumped into that type of project.
_more_weight_ on
Santa doesn’t actually exist, it’s a story made up for children. All the adults are in on it
superultramegazord on
Why would the government do that when they could just attack themselves instead?
PizzaRelatedMaps on
Typically, good or positive things don’t really have any need to be obscured from the public, thus there really is no “conspiracy” for good things
8bitstargazer on
Blackrock is purposely making media worse ….so people will go outside.
marshmallowhug on
Some of the UFO/cryptid theories are positive. It’s not necessarily positive that the government would hide things because it doesn’t understand them, but it’s kind of optimistic that there might be amazing things out there for us to find in the future.
RevolutionaryPiano35 on
There’s an uplifting conspiracy that there’s a few politicians and billionaires actively trying to dismantle the NWO.
It’s just a theory though, they are all the same.
LuckHuge on
What if all the negative conspiracies we believe all of our governments do to us, was all necessary to protect us from a greater evil….. aliens are real and they farm us to feed on us, but they can’t tell us because inter-dimensional demons are also real and feed on our fears and sadness. So they fill us full of poison through our food and drinking water to keep the aliens from eating us and blast 5g to disrupt the frequency of the inter-dimensional demons. But it’s ok because it’s all really a simulation that’s going to be available to everyone before gta6.
PomegranateV2 on
If you are an American, then the reason you live in the world’s number 1 economy and have a life of extraordinary luxury and privilege is… not actually because of “freedom” and “democracy”. Or even “diversity”.
Reading “Confessions of an Economic Hitman” would be a good start to finding out the real reason your life is so unfairly amazing.
waretheredferngrows on
The Galactic Federation is going to save the day! Quantum Financial System will restore wealth to all people! Med beds will arrive and heal all our ailments!
There are many out there…all BS!
stayoffmydanglawn on
The Underground Railroad. Now it is not a theory of course, just history, but at the time when slave owners didn’t know, it would be true that slaves and abolitionists were conspiring to escape to freedom in secret. I wonder if there were any slave owners talking about rumors of slaves escaping and other owners shut them down for sounding crazy, lol
joeyggg on
Even if you scale it down to a personal level, how often do your friends, coworkers, or family members divise a strategy to improve your life, without you knowing. If they really really love you, you might get a surprise party, or an intervention. When people don’t live you, they only conspire to hurt you and benefit from you.
DrBigWildsGhost on
I thought that guy was a girl until I zoomed in
Sloppy-Chops33 on
Almost as if Satan worshipping pedophiles aren’t the nicest people. Who would have thought.
johnyquest on
They don’t “hide” the things that can make them look good / not evil / benevolent.
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That Santa is real.
There’s no such thing, a conspiracy is insidious by definition. A secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful.
There are no sides. Russia, nato countries and China are all controlled by the same people to the same ends.
The positive in this is that the “threat” of nuclear war is simply not real.
As always…
“Consistency has never been a mark of stupidity. If they were merely stupid, they would occasionally make a mistake in our favor.”
-James V. Forrestal
*1st Secretary of Defense*
Conspiracy: a secret plan by a group to do harm to others
The word itself lets you know its not upbeat.
Despite all the evil and how bad things get, at the end of the story, God wins.
That we are part of a galactic community and we have been helped more than we can imagine to sort our own shit out.
They’re doing that in Saudi Arabia and it’s caused massive flooding lol
I will have sex tonight.
If a man has a light he doesnt hide it away in cabinet
He puts it out to light his home for the benefit of all
Nefarious conspiracies are more exciting.
I potentially have one: I think that since the deep state have their hands in everything, this actually ensures more peace than there would be otherwise.
Here are a few examples:
Nuclear war would otherwise be more likely but since that would be bad for the deep state, it’s less likely to occur (note: I obviously acknowledge the military industrial complex, just referring to nuclear war here which would be far more devastating)
Since they’ve tapped all of our devices, they can sniff out terrorists more easily
Countries potentially might go to war with each other, but if that’s not part of the deep state agenda they might deter it.
Anyways, obviously we all hate the deep state but just acknowledging it might have some positive effects, in response to the prompt 😃
One that I heard is that the government is controlling the weather and is using it to regulate crop production.
Fake moon landing is positive. Stanley Kubrick ended the chance of WW3 and saved countless monkey cosmonauts.
If it was beneficial, there would be voices singing it’s praises. Instead, things remain hidden. Conspiracy theories are about the truth. And the truth is, our rulers are up to way sketchier shit than most normal people know about.
Because, if they did, they would present it as a positive and justify your tax dollars being dumped into that type of project.
Santa doesn’t actually exist, it’s a story made up for children. All the adults are in on it
Why would the government do that when they could just attack themselves instead?
Typically, good or positive things don’t really have any need to be obscured from the public, thus there really is no “conspiracy” for good things
Blackrock is purposely making media worse ….so people will go outside.
Some of the UFO/cryptid theories are positive. It’s not necessarily positive that the government would hide things because it doesn’t understand them, but it’s kind of optimistic that there might be amazing things out there for us to find in the future.
There’s an uplifting conspiracy that there’s a few politicians and billionaires actively trying to dismantle the NWO.
It’s just a theory though, they are all the same.
What if all the negative conspiracies we believe all of our governments do to us, was all necessary to protect us from a greater evil….. aliens are real and they farm us to feed on us, but they can’t tell us because inter-dimensional demons are also real and feed on our fears and sadness. So they fill us full of poison through our food and drinking water to keep the aliens from eating us and blast 5g to disrupt the frequency of the inter-dimensional demons. But it’s ok because it’s all really a simulation that’s going to be available to everyone before gta6.
If you are an American, then the reason you live in the world’s number 1 economy and have a life of extraordinary luxury and privilege is… not actually because of “freedom” and “democracy”. Or even “diversity”.
Reading “Confessions of an Economic Hitman” would be a good start to finding out the real reason your life is so unfairly amazing.
The Galactic Federation is going to save the day! Quantum Financial System will restore wealth to all people! Med beds will arrive and heal all our ailments!
There are many out there…all BS!
The Underground Railroad. Now it is not a theory of course, just history, but at the time when slave owners didn’t know, it would be true that slaves and abolitionists were conspiring to escape to freedom in secret. I wonder if there were any slave owners talking about rumors of slaves escaping and other owners shut them down for sounding crazy, lol
Even if you scale it down to a personal level, how often do your friends, coworkers, or family members divise a strategy to improve your life, without you knowing. If they really really love you, you might get a surprise party, or an intervention. When people don’t live you, they only conspire to hurt you and benefit from you.
I thought that guy was a girl until I zoomed in
Almost as if Satan worshipping pedophiles aren’t the nicest people. Who would have thought.
They don’t “hide” the things that can make them look good / not evil / benevolent.