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    1. HugoZHackenbush2 on

      I was harassed on O’Connell bridge by a Flock of Seagulls once.

      And I ran, I ran so far away

      I just ran, I ran all night and day

      And I ran, I ran so far away

      I just ran, I couldn’t get away

    2. taco-cheese-fries on

      I love how sincere the reply sounds. Like something written by Bord Bia.

    3. If you don’t eat seagulls they eat you. We’ve learned that lesson the hard way!

    4. Grump_Monk on

      Met an Irish man in a Canadian parking lot bagging up seagulls after throwing them McDonald’s fries. 

    5. In fairness i have often wondered what they taste like ….swans too

    6. Financial_Village237 on

      You couldnt pay me to eat seagulls. Ive seen what they eat and while they should be hunted down to the last chick and egg i don’t think there is a single use for the bastards.

    7. LordHubbaBubbles on

      Are they millionaires? I can only afford to have seagull at Christmas.

    8. We have a Mexican guy working with us who can’t speak any English. The other day a seagull landed on the wharf near us, he points and it and shouts KFC! and starts laughing so we all busted out laughing too. This doesn’t relate to the question but I thought it was damn funny.

    9. Inflatable-Elvis on

      They should have gone with Kilkenny Fried Gull to make it more plausible for the gullible

    10. fenderbloke on

      The lengths we go to to mess with the Yanks needs to be studied.

    11. AioliKey784 on

      This is hilarious 😂, FairPlay to whoever wrote that, I’m sure some would believe it too 😂

    12. nonoriginalname42 on

      Can’t wait to see this rehashed as a genuine answer by some search AI.

    13. ShavedMonkey666 on

      I am eating some seagull right now! Ran up behind the fucker while he was sitting on my wheelie bin and put a plastic bag over its head and suffocated it swiftly.

      Did not even pluck nor gut it,just started ripping pieces off it,swallowing them whole. That’s me good till lunchtime when I’m off to find a rat or a fox for dinner.

    14. IN DONEGAL THEYRE EATING THE BIRDS. THEYRE EATING THE SEAGULLS THEYRE EATING THE FLYING THINGS THE PEOPLE THAT ARE LIVING THERE

    15. AwesomeMacCoolname on

      Seagulls are notoriously conservative. Did you know that they mostly mate for life but have occasionally been known to get “divorced”. Those that do so are, however, ostracised from the flock if they take up with another mate.

      Fundamentalist bastards.

    16. Financial-Fix-754 on

      In Galway we scatter porridge everywhere to fatten the gulls up.

    17. Brizar-is-Evolving on

      I love going to Taco Gull; but the trouble with eating there is the spice, it makes me shit on the pavement.

    18. IrishShinja on

      Don’t forget that we love our seagull milkshakes too and that the seagull milking aviaries can’t keep up with the demand.

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