Der stellvertretende Anführer der Hisbollah sagt schwitzend, sie sei bereit, sich einer möglichen Bodenoperation der IDF zu stellen

https://www.timesofisrael.com/hezbollah-deputy-leader-vows-terror-group-prepared-to-face-potential-idf-ground-op/

42 Comments

  1. “sweating” … who wouldn’t?

    “it’s ready to face potential IDF ground op” .. but is it ready to face pagers, walkie-talkies and bombs from sky?

  2. Fucked around for so long without consequences, now he’ll finally find out and simply die. Shalom!

  3. iamtehryan on

    Can’t wait for the idiots protesting against Israel for this one and instead are supporting a legit terrorist organization.

  4. kiwinoob99 on

    I doubt he will be killed. IDF would likely prefer someone weak and uncharismatic to head heznoballs. this would weaken the group further

  5. Far_Broccoli_8468 on

    > Qassem said in a speech from an undisclosed location in Beirut.

    Mossad: bahahahahahahahahaah

  6. Longjumping_Whole240 on

    >Qassem, who appeared to be sweating profusely throughout his speech, 

    Must be so hot inside that closet he is hiding in.

  7. JustBrowsingIt28 on

    Well he needs to get in touch with Andrew regarding the sweating.

  8. realKevinNash on

    I wonder if a prolonged conflict could make Lebanon rethink its association with Hezbollah. Doubtful as countries seem to never learn but… possible I suppose.

  9. the article says Nasrallah’s successor (Nasrallah means “she shat herself” in Russian) is a guy named Hashem, which is ironic because the name HaShem means “the name” in Hebrew. Ha = the, Shem = name.

    In Judaism, we’re not supposed to say God’s real name, so religious Jews use euphemisms, and HaShem is the most common one. I’m pretty sure Muslims do the same thing actually.

    So if IDF ends up liquidating this terror bitch, it’ll be like killing God

  10. _SummerofGeorge_ on

    How about “terrorist organization on edge of collapse”, better title.

  11. Voldemort_Palin2016 on

    When you kill the leaders of terrorist geoups especially the rich ones that are hiding that’s when you get changes they have Cush lifestyles that they don’t want to fuck up. 

  12. Flat-Afternoon-2575 on

    The terrorists are being terrorized.
    Live by the sword, die by the sword.

  13. Allah is waiting for him with all the virgins. There is nothing to be afraid of…

  14. MikeMurray128 on

    Here’s an idea: Acknowledge Israel’s right to exist.

    Stop shooting rockets at then.

    Abandon terrorism.

    I bet it would go a long long way to normalize relations.

  15. beyondimaginarium on

    I wouldn’t say him personally. But Isreal is starting to expand this conflict to multiple fronts, and Iran *claims* they’re getting involved.

    We’ve seen the strength of the IDF but can they handle this many nations in open conflict?

  16. All he has to do is order his folks to stop sending missiles, mortars, and drones into Israel. Shouldn’t be that hard. I’m not even going to demand that he stop threatening Israel and Jews around the world.

    BTW, when Hezbollah threatens Jewish targets around the globe, anti-Zionism IS antisemitism!

  17. rimshot101 on

    Of course he’s sweating. Any household appliance near him could explode at any second including the camera he’s looking into.

  18. justbrowsington on

    “We are totally ready for a ground incursion, bring it on, we will face you head on!”

    -Says the sweaty guy probably hiding in a military bunker in Iran.

  19. Logical_Welder3467 on

    He really dont want Mossad to consider him tne top leader of Hebollah

  20. Unlucky_Chip_69247 on

    In fairness to the guy. I bet it’s super hot over there.

  21. SonOfMcGee on

    You think *he’s* sweating. You should see the cameraman, slowly realizing they bought cameras all at once in bulk for an amazing price.

  22. Block_Of_Saltiness on

    I honestly feel like Israel has little to gain from a ground op/incursion into Lebanon. Sure, the IDF can go after the rocket sites, and Hezbollah will just move them further back and shoot at the IDF. THe Northern Israel settlements would, however, benefit from a respite from rocket attacks, but for how long? The IDF wont likely stay in southern lebanon forever – too expensive and too draining on manpower. Just keep giving Hezbollah the ‘steel rain’ treatment.

  23. He’s so far underground,he’s near the earth’s molten core.The IDF will still get him.

  24. Ma1nta1n3r on

    That’s like the condemned man saying he’s ready to face the firing squad.

  25. someone very high up had to trade their life for information

    there’s no way in hell they all get wiped out in a week without it

  26. RudibertRiverhopper on

    Someone get this man a few more boxes of tissues please!

    Also provide him, on da house, with a new pager and walkie talkie!

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