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  1. *He plays a mean AssTrumpet to be fair – maybe they just need to double mic him, sort of ‘top and tail’ and get the crowd to shout out requests?*

  2. florkingarshole on

    They’re adding a hurdy-gurdy man and a calliope player along with a chorus of polka-playing accordionists. The Theremin player backed out – seems he wanted to get paid up-front and Trump wouldn’t agree to that.

  3. OtherwiseBed4222 on

    If that idiot could actually play that instrument, it would be a move up.

  4. SpringerPop on

    Yes, and he’s bigger than Elvis: eats more cheeseburgers and takes more pills.

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