he was burned taking some~~one~~thing out of an oven
(see, cus he’s a Nazi, get it? GET IT!?!?)
Imaginary_Ad_8260 on
Sick burn
onceinawhile222 on
What did he do, touch the muffler to see if it was hot. What a brilliant mind.
Silver-Breadfruit284 on
For 2nd degree burns… which means he has blisters. And he’s been hospitalized for blisters? SMH!
flimflammedzimzammed on
Was this a richard pryor type of burn, or michael jackson. Stupid me, couldn’t have been a jackson, he doesn’t have hair
Living-Restaurant892 on
Was it on his ear?
Skidmarkthe3rd on
Doesn’t he know that you’re supposed to light the cross **After** you plant it in someone’s yard?
Is he stupid or something?
Angeret on
I wonder if he’s thinking of using this as a graceful way to exit his candidacy – rather than in shame, he can claim “retired, hurt”.
badpopeye on
He was watching transgender orgy porn got overheated his head caught fire
GroundbreakingNet682 on
I’m guessing these burns only occur when he urinates.
OldeFortran77 on
Is there some particularly clever yet inscrutable reason his party chose him as the candidate?
watermelonsuger2 on
maybe there is a god…
Pristine_Serve5979 on
Did he get too close to the burning cross?
Money_Ad_3312 on
I guess it’s harder to light those crosses than he thought, huh?
Zapp_Rowsdower_ on
Tried to suck the chrome off a tailpipe or something?
Still10Fingers10Toes on
Mighty fine medical insurance these Republicans make sure they have. Hospitalization for some hand blisters while women are bleeding out in hospital parking lots. Hypocrisy and cruelty.
ebostic94 on
This man is flat out crazy. I really want to say more things, but I don’t want my account to be banned for seven days 😁
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he was burned taking some~~one~~thing out of an oven
(see, cus he’s a Nazi, get it? GET IT!?!?)
Sick burn
What did he do, touch the muffler to see if it was hot. What a brilliant mind.
For 2nd degree burns… which means he has blisters. And he’s been hospitalized for blisters? SMH!
Was this a richard pryor type of burn, or michael jackson. Stupid me, couldn’t have been a jackson, he doesn’t have hair
Was it on his ear?
Doesn’t he know that you’re supposed to light the cross **After** you plant it in someone’s yard?
Is he stupid or something?
I wonder if he’s thinking of using this as a graceful way to exit his candidacy – rather than in shame, he can claim “retired, hurt”.
He was watching transgender orgy porn got overheated his head caught fire
I’m guessing these burns only occur when he urinates.
Is there some particularly clever yet inscrutable reason his party chose him as the candidate?
maybe there is a god…
Did he get too close to the burning cross?
I guess it’s harder to light those crosses than he thought, huh?
Tried to suck the chrome off a tailpipe or something?
Mighty fine medical insurance these Republicans make sure they have. Hospitalization for some hand blisters while women are bleeding out in hospital parking lots. Hypocrisy and cruelty.
This man is flat out crazy. I really want to say more things, but I don’t want my account to be banned for seven days 😁
That must of been some wicked burn.
I thought he said he was built different. 🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/pxQufnzumZc?si=aKgafV-1HTi2uJCN
https://meidasnews.com/news/gop-candidate-mark-robinson-attacked-us-gymnast-simone-biles-for-2021-mental-health-break
No sympathy
I guess it was “god’s will” eh?
Did he pull a Richard Pryor?
He was in Mayberry* like any Goober would be.
*Mount Airy NC is the town Mayberry was based on.
Crisis actor.
He overloaded his computer with tranny porn and it exploded.
Karma
He’s been getting sick burns for 2 weeks now
He grabbed the exhaust pipe ?????😂😂😂
Gotta let that pizza cool
Being outed as Black Nazi was a pretty sick burn, but I didn’t realize he needed hospitalization.
Probably standing too close to the burning cross
Fake assassination attempt in 3,2,1…