Boris Johnson: Ich hatte geplant, in Covid in die Niederlande einzumarschieren

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/09/27/boris-johnson-diary-covid-vaccine-invade-netherlands/

Von ThreeDonkeys

49 Comments

  1. coffeeandtrout on

    “The building contained five million doses of the AstraZeneca vaccine, which Mr Johnson believed were rightfully British because they were developed in the UK.

    But he was told the plan was unlikely to succeed and was forced to admit that the idea of effectively invading a Nato ally was “nuts”.

    Jesus Boris. That’s just stupid not nuts.

  2. TokyoBaguette on

    Bojo the sad clown.

    He was fun on “have I got news from you” – should have stayed there.

  3. wascallywabbit666 on

    Please stop giving this cretin any relevance. He left in disgrace

  4. letthesunshinein on

    He would have been a fantastic comedian. Look for his “ping pong speech” on YT.

  5. Eternal__damnation on

    He had to be doing a yes minister parody, no one could be this stupid.

  6. Jurassic_Bun on

    Everyone in here taking this a serious comment when it was likely a joke made in a meeting. Have people forgotten how sarcastic Britain is? I am so tired of comments of jokes being taken out of context and poses a serious comment.

    I seriously doubt they were considering sending special forces down the canals in a secret mission to liberate the vaccines which is what the comment literally talks about. That sounds like a sarcastic joke to me.

  7. Few_Topic_1471 on

    UK Trump vs people wearing wooden shoes. My money’s on the Dutch…

  8. Antique-Brief1260 on

    Bear in mind this man lies at every opportunity, and The Telegraph will happily lap it up.

  9. This guy calls a brain fart a plan. Says everything you need to know how he could fuck up the country so bad.

  10. Sylveon_Mage on

    There’s no way he actually thought and conceptualised this. He is a fool, but I want to believe that there’s a limit to his stupidity. _Please_ someone tell me this was ill-thought satire on his part

  11. I wonder why they considered using boats. Apparently they were planning to cross the North Sea with RIBs, and then sail up the canals. Why would that be easier than just driving up with a truck?

    Do there even exists boats that are both seaworthy and fit in the narrow and shallow Leiden canals?

  12. PleasantMongoose5127 on

    “ Writing in his memoirs to be published next month “

    There’s the only story here, what a lot of shite.

  13. SnooTomatoes2805 on

    This is ridiculous. In what reality would this be a feasible plan?. It sounds like a Donald trump plan.

  14. earth-calling-karma on

    This is why he’s a poor writer, he has no imagination.

  15. When I read the headlines I thought it was a fewer fantasy he had while having COVID himself.

    But no.

    He just had to ask.

  16. quixotichance on

    What a hack, he must really need money if this is how he shills the upcoming book

  17. “But he was told the plan was unlikely to succeed and was forced to admit that the idea of effectively invading a Nato ally was “nuts”.

    What a strange person. At least someone in the room had some common sense.

  18. supersonic-bionic on

    Ladies and gentlemen, BoJo the most idiotic PM the country has elected. Congrats to those who voted for him.

    What a charlatan, a big idiot that wasted our money.

  19. These guys should stay in a mental clinic, not sitting in a government role.

  20. decentralised on

    Judging by his own behavior during the lockdown, this has to be some type of joke right?

  21. mmoonbelly on

    Idiot. The Royal Marines and Royal Dutch Marines took down the US marines a year later in war games. Don’t think the Dutch would have suffered an attempt like that lightly.

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