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    1. Man those Secret Service agents should get a raise, imagine being stuck in the same vehicle as that man.

      Having to breathe in the rancid stench of an unwashed body secreting layer upon layer of sweat and Big Mac sauce, and a diaper packed to the brim.

      They should at least take him outside and hose him down every day or so. 

    2. TrustTh3Data on

      It’s still not as bad as the shit that comes out of him mouth. Still they would all get on their knees to…

    3. autotelica on

      I am convinced the stench is what convinces his followers that he is otherworldly, like a sage on a mountaintop.

    4. Disastrous-Golf7216 on

      Wait…Is this the reason that the people at his rally had eye problems? 

      Explains why that story suddenly disappeared. 

    5. PizzaYESSSSS on

      His B.O. perfectly matches his breath and the shit that come out of his mouth. It’s too bad Depends doesn’t make a version for mouths.

    6. Slipnsliders on

      The bulletproof glass surround protects him and those down wind.

    7. IndependentWrap2749 on

      Hey guys there is a McDonald’s up here , let’s pull over!

    8. darkknightofdorne on

      The description alone on the ketchup makes me want to throw up

    9. Realistic_Figure7796 on

      Tell me you’re a white suburban sheltered Karen without telling me you’re a white suburban sheltered Karen.

    10. GullCove1955 on

      Seriously? This is the best candidate they could come up with? A mentally deranged skunk ape?

    11. Cracked_Actor on

      The loser f’in stinks, hence the monickers “Diaper Don” and the “Smellin’ Felon”! I find it quite off-putting that someone so foul presents themselves in public for EVERYONE to gag to…

    12. Lovestorun_23 on

      How and why would Melanie or any woman could ever be attracted to him. I’m sure she doesn’t have sex with him.

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