Close Menu
    Welt

    Israelische und westliche Offizielle sagen, die Hisbollah habe den Iran aufgefordert, Israel anzugreifen


    Israelische und westliche Offizielle sagen, die Hisbollah habe den Iran aufgefordert, Israel anzugreifen

    https://www.axios.com/2024/09/24/hezbollah-israel-iran-attack-us-intelligence

    View 28 Comments

    28 Comments

    1. FckYourSafeSpace on

      The fact that a terrorist organization even has the option to ask is concerning.

    2. Arthur-reborn on

      If Iran did that I have no doubt the US carrier group in the area would proceed to flatten every airbase, every missile silo, and every ship in the Iranian military.

    4. LingALingLingLing on

      Israel is just waiting for that so they have a valid excuse to beat the shit out of Iran too. To anyone who thinks Israel is stretching themselves fighting 2 terrorist groups and 1 other country, Israel has had multiple times in its history where it was attacked by 4+ other nations. Their declaration of statehood basically resulted in a year war with 5 other nations trying to kill them… and they won.

    5. AffectionatePaint83 on

      Transcript of thr Hez’s call. ‘OMA, everything is exploding, send help please! We take back everything we said about the Jews!’

    6. Tarman-245 on

      It’s kind of hilarious watching all of Irans proxy groups scatter like mice, squeaking for help while Iran pretends not to hear.

    7. Ok-Improvement-3670 on

      If Iran attacks Israel, it would lead to one of two outcomes, nether of which will suit Iran: (1) it is feckless and shows Iran to be weak it (2) it massively escalates into a war.

    9. Irichcrusader on

      Hamas tried this trick too when their boy got blown away in Tehran. Iran made a lot of public noise about an “imminent counterattack!” Then, behind closed doors, they took one look at the two US carrier groups parked off their shore, and the other substantial US assets by Lebanon. They then secretly communicated to Hamas, “Na, we’re good fam.”

    10. Monster_Voice on

      Iran oddly responded in what we belive to be Vietnamese… “Nah Pham…”

    12. SuspiciousFishRunner on

      The Islamic Republic of Iran is going into their third month of “hold me back bro” after Hamas-man went boom.

    13. IFoundTheCowLevel on

      …and Hezbollah realized that they were just a bunch useful idiots after Iran’s reply of “lol, no”.

    15. Lord_Blakeney on

      Hezbollah seems not to understand that the whole reason Iran funds proxies is so the the proxy does both the fighting AND the dying *for them*.

      Hezbollah is disposable to Iran, its a feature, not a bug. Iran will laugh as Hezbollah dies, issue a stern denouncement of Israel, and fund whatever group eventually starts to replace Hezbollah.

      Dumb bastards really thought Iran gave a shit, sad to see.

    16. macross1984 on

      Israel has experience fighting off multiple opponents more than once under less capable circumstances. Had Iran acted, it would have faced very angry, motivated country that would have loved nothing more than to pummel archenemy once and for all.

    17. creamylacy on

      Apparently Hezbollah called the attack a success after a lot of their rocket launching capabilities were struck by Israeli strikers. Hopefully things cool down for both Israeli and Lebanese civilians.

    19. agoldprospector on

      I think part of the point of assassinating the Hamas guy inside Iran was to send a message to Iran’s leadership too.

      “We have the ability to do you the same way if you interfere”. Iran’s upper leadership doesn’t want unalived despite all their blustering about martyrdom. Brilliant strategy really.

    21. bandita07 on

      The proxy asks the funder to fight the war instead of them? 😀 how hilarious.. You are the proxy, you meant to die not the iranians.. 😀

    22. NyriasNeo on

      “Hezbollah asked Iran …”

      How? Using tin cans connected by strings? Or shout very loudly?

    24. temisola1 on

      The sooner Hezbollah and Hamas realize Iran is incapable/unwilling of challenging Israel head on the sooner the Middle East will find a semblance of peace.

    25. Mental_Gymnast23 on

      Iran can’t and won’t do shit. They have much much more to lose in a full scale war with Israel

    27. ConorsTitaniumShin on

      Iran responded with that’s what we’ve been paying you guys to do.

    28. athos5 on

      That’s the real kick in the nuts, Iran has to watch Israel beat their boy across the yard, and can’t/isn’t going to do shit. Iran loses a lot of cred with all of their proxies.

    Leave A Reply