Russland vereinfacht den Migrationsprozess für Menschen, die vor „destruktiven“ westlichen Werten fliehen

Ah yes, very simple. The package includes a state of the art shovel as a send off gift, and a 2 week vacation in Kursk 

Moving to Russia for the West is extremely dangerous… At any moment they may consider you a spy and imprison you or worse. Just like that Texas guy who moved to Donbas, was on Russian TV advocating for Russia and then, one day, was tortured and killed because few guys considered him to be a spy.

Edit: Russell Bentley [“Texas”](https://united24media.com/anti-fake/live-by-the-sword-die-by-the-sword-the-death-of-texas-and-the-brutal-contradictions-of-loyalty-in-the-russian-war-machine-2037).

Edited caption: “Russia expedites meat-grinder process using foreign-sourced cannon fodder”

That’s like a voluntary hostage scheme for idiots.

They keep torturing and killing Americans dumb enough to go over there yet there will still be some who are dumber still.

Remember the true reasons for this:

* NATO citizens and allies -> hostages for prisoner swaps
* Others -> cannon fodder in Ukraine

Soviet Union did the same thing. There were also jokes about this shit in the same way they are now:

>Two brothers, John, and Bob, who lived in America and were members of the communist party, decided to emigrate to the USSR. Even though they didn’t believe the American media’s negative reports on the conditions in the USSR, they decided to exercise caution. First, only John would go to Russia to test the waters. If, contrary to the media reports, the living conditions would be found good, and the reports about persecutions by the KGB false, than John would write a letter to Bob using black ink whose color would signify that the letter is to be taken at face value. If, though, the situation in the USSR happened to be bad, and John would be afraid of writing the truth, he would use red ink thus indicating that whatever he says in the letter must not be believed.

>In three months John sent his first report. It was in black ink and read, “Dear brother Bob! I’m so happy here! It’s a beautiful country, I enjoy complete freedom, and high standard of living. All the capitalist press wrote was lies. Everything is readily available! There is only one small thing of which there’s shortage, namely red ink.”

Wasn’t there a story this week about Russian soldiers torturing a man who came from the west to help them?

Russian simplied immigration rules:
If you are male, just show yourself in fighting zone. Lube Is not provided, please bring a bottle with you of you for when you will raped and tortured to death by your comrades.

Women, please be fertile to be forcefully impregnated.

Take Tulsi, Gaetz, MTG and bottom bitch Tucker first

Russia is like if twitter was a country.

Ah, so that’s how they’re planning on expanding their military.

There’s a group of Congressmen who should apply.