António Guterres: Can’t stand this man. He os so irrelevant yet spews so much crap
MusicbyTony on
Two things…. if they thought yesterday was a mind fuck, imagine what they must think now every time they look at a device 😄….
Secondly…All this time as Hezbollah have been lobbing rockets over the border, can you imagine Mossad ?… “That’s ok boys, knock yourselves out, we’ll get back to you soon” as they pack a few more altered devices back I to boxes for shipping…..
Like they demonstrated yesterday… fuck around and find out….
Fragility_Merchant on
“First, they came for the pagers, and I did not quit my terrorist shit even though it was unexpected.”
“Then, they came for my handheld radio, and I was very afraid, but I still did not quit my terrorist shit.”
“Finally, the laptop I was writing this commzeieusjjajaj
KidKilobyte on
If at first you succeed, try, try again. Wait… that doesn’t seem right.
Coming up: Third time is also the charm.
cpe111 on
They cannt use cellphones. They cannt use pagers. They cannt use radios. They will have to use runners. Look out for exploding trainers next time
Turbulent_Advice421 on
THEY’RE TAPPING THE PHONE CUPS!
autotldr on
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce9jglrnmkvo) reduced by 91%. (I’m a bot)
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> AFP. At least 20 people have been killed and more than 450 wounded by a second wave of explosions from wireless communication devices in Lebanon, the country's health ministry says.
> Hezbollah's media office on Wednesday announced the death of 13 of its fighters, including a 16-year-old boy, since the second wave of explosions.
> The Lebanese Red Cross said more than 30 ambulances had responded to explosions in the capital's southern suburbs, as well as in southern Lebanon and the Bekaa Valley.
How wonderfully diabolical, nice work, whoever it was……
Mutex70 on
Mossad should send get well soon gifts to any Hezbollah members who were injured.
Perhaps some nice newly refurbished Apple AirPods.
imnotgonnakillyou on
It would be a shame if their rockets started exploding. Hopefully they aren’t stored in civilian areas
smileedude on
I can imagine every communication device left from mega phone to signal flags has been hurled into the sea.
Kitakitakita on
i really do not understand how they were able to do this
Srakin on
Damn this comment section is wild. You all really think all the people who died are terrorists? Thousands of people are hurt. Many are dead. Insane how people are thinking this is so fucking cool.
nousername206 on
pager exploding yesterday, walkie talkies today? all of this aren’t in my bingo card for this year.
Original_Gypsy on
Next their horses will start exploding.
NameLips on
And they were only using pagers because their cell phones were being tracked and targeted.
Looks like no electronic device is safe.
pnwguy1985 on
Seriously hats off to their technical division. Chefs kiss.
NyriasNeo on
I guarantee this is going to make into a movie. I doubt every the CIA, in their wildest dreams, can pull something like this off … TWICE.
Voivode71 on
…our pets’ heads are falling off!
Responsible-Bet-237 on
Bloody genius. What a classic! That’s what happens when you buy Chinese pagers and walkie talkies.
Blinker__182 on
By any means necessary lol Got em
Odd-Satisfaction-659 on
BRAVO ISREAL!
Tigerbutton831 on
At this point I’m imagining one of them setting the time on a microwave with a broom handle
Necessary-Morning489 on
Explosive pigeons will be next
IncompetentSoil on
They’re going to get Dixie cups and string in somebody’s going to set them on fire somehow
sorospaidmetosaythis on
Wow – this blew up!
rokkugoh on
Are we supposed to feel bad? I don’t care about terrorists getting killed.
yummy_dabbler on
So this is unambiguously terrorism, right?
EroticWordSalad on
This strike sponsored by Nord VPN.
Stripedpenguins on
Seems like a really bad week to be a piece of shit terrorist
Ok-Card675 on
These mother fuckers ain’t dropping these things yet?
Tcchung11 on
I work in supply chain, specifically on the manufacturing end.
Israel would have had to have known about the order for pagers and walkie talkies well in advance
I think they probably faked the companies that hezbolah was buying from and made counterfeit devices. I don’t think the devices were intercepted and modified. I don’t think the explosives were added at the factory that legitimately makes the original parts from.
I think Hezbollah were duped into buying directly from Israel run counterfeit operation. Catfished by Mossad
It reminds me of the ANOM FBI devices that were marketed and made to sell directly to criminals
Underwater_Karma on
Next up: exploding post-it notes
Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE on
This is a shaping operation
Hezbollah is EXTREMELY weak right now. This will go down in history as one of the most effective operations by an intelligence operation
They even managed to get ISRG members.
Israel could quickly make a large buffer zone In Lebanon, including seizing Hezbollah assets
WonderWendyTheWeirdo on
It’s back to cups and strings. That’s weird…what’s this thing attached to this cup…
I called this yesterday. Israel dont fuck around when they want to kill people. Shame they do it so indiscriminately in certain regions.
pragmatist1368 on
When I heard about the pagers yesterday, I was like “Impressive, but not the kind of thing you can do more than once.”
Guess I was wrong!
UCFknight2016 on
Can’t wait to see what Mossad does tomorrow. Maybe they will blow up fax machines next.
No-Cod-9516 on
We made your toaster jihad you. Checkmate, motherfuckers. 🇮🇱
Snak_The_Ripper on
“Twelve people – including an eight-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy – were killed and 2,800 others were wounded by the blasts, according to the Lebanese health minister.”
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António Guterres: Can’t stand this man. He os so irrelevant yet spews so much crap
Two things…. if they thought yesterday was a mind fuck, imagine what they must think now every time they look at a device 😄….
Secondly…All this time as Hezbollah have been lobbing rockets over the border, can you imagine Mossad ?… “That’s ok boys, knock yourselves out, we’ll get back to you soon” as they pack a few more altered devices back I to boxes for shipping…..
Like they demonstrated yesterday… fuck around and find out….
“First, they came for the pagers, and I did not quit my terrorist shit even though it was unexpected.”
“Then, they came for my handheld radio, and I was very afraid, but I still did not quit my terrorist shit.”
“Finally, the laptop I was writing this commzeieusjjajaj
If at first you succeed, try, try again. Wait… that doesn’t seem right.
Coming up: Third time is also the charm.
They cannt use cellphones. They cannt use pagers. They cannt use radios. They will have to use runners. Look out for exploding trainers next time
THEY’RE TAPPING THE PHONE CUPS!
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce9jglrnmkvo) reduced by 91%. (I’m a bot)
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> AFP. At least 20 people have been killed and more than 450 wounded by a second wave of explosions from wireless communication devices in Lebanon, the country's health ministry says.
> Hezbollah's media office on Wednesday announced the death of 13 of its fighters, including a 16-year-old boy, since the second wave of explosions.
> The Lebanese Red Cross said more than 30 ambulances had responded to explosions in the capital's southern suburbs, as well as in southern Lebanon and the Bekaa Valley.
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How wonderfully diabolical, nice work, whoever it was……
Mossad should send get well soon gifts to any Hezbollah members who were injured.
Perhaps some nice newly refurbished Apple AirPods.
It would be a shame if their rockets started exploding. Hopefully they aren’t stored in civilian areas
I can imagine every communication device left from mega phone to signal flags has been hurled into the sea.
i really do not understand how they were able to do this
Damn this comment section is wild. You all really think all the people who died are terrorists? Thousands of people are hurt. Many are dead. Insane how people are thinking this is so fucking cool.
pager exploding yesterday, walkie talkies today? all of this aren’t in my bingo card for this year.
Next their horses will start exploding.
And they were only using pagers because their cell phones were being tracked and targeted.
Looks like no electronic device is safe.
Seriously hats off to their technical division. Chefs kiss.
I guarantee this is going to make into a movie. I doubt every the CIA, in their wildest dreams, can pull something like this off … TWICE.
…our pets’ heads are falling off!
Bloody genius. What a classic! That’s what happens when you buy Chinese pagers and walkie talkies.
By any means necessary lol Got em
BRAVO ISREAL!
At this point I’m imagining one of them setting the time on a microwave with a broom handle
Explosive pigeons will be next
They’re going to get Dixie cups and string in somebody’s going to set them on fire somehow
Wow – this blew up!
Are we supposed to feel bad? I don’t care about terrorists getting killed.
So this is unambiguously terrorism, right?
This strike sponsored by Nord VPN.
Seems like a really bad week to be a piece of shit terrorist
These mother fuckers ain’t dropping these things yet?
I work in supply chain, specifically on the manufacturing end.
Israel would have had to have known about the order for pagers and walkie talkies well in advance
I think they probably faked the companies that hezbolah was buying from and made counterfeit devices. I don’t think the devices were intercepted and modified. I don’t think the explosives were added at the factory that legitimately makes the original parts from.
I think Hezbollah were duped into buying directly from Israel run counterfeit operation. Catfished by Mossad
It reminds me of the ANOM FBI devices that were marketed and made to sell directly to criminals
Next up: exploding post-it notes
This is a shaping operation
Hezbollah is EXTREMELY weak right now. This will go down in history as one of the most effective operations by an intelligence operation
They even managed to get ISRG members.
Israel could quickly make a large buffer zone In Lebanon, including seizing Hezbollah assets
It’s back to cups and strings. That’s weird…what’s this thing attached to this cup…
I love how this just outed so many terrorists.
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/s/Ura6ay3FSZ
I called this yesterday. Israel dont fuck around when they want to kill people. Shame they do it so indiscriminately in certain regions.
When I heard about the pagers yesterday, I was like “Impressive, but not the kind of thing you can do more than once.”
Guess I was wrong!
Can’t wait to see what Mossad does tomorrow. Maybe they will blow up fax machines next.
We made your toaster jihad you. Checkmate, motherfuckers. 🇮🇱
“Twelve people – including an eight-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy – were killed and 2,800 others were wounded by the blasts, according to the Lebanese health minister.”
Israel loves collateral