He trusts you, and lets you on his plan because you apparently are the only one willing to give him blowies.
IRideMoreThanYou on
Just keep saying crazier shit! Do it, you lead paint eating jackwagons!
And, if possible, alienate another red state like you did with Ohio! Do it!
Actual__Wizard on
She should just lie and say that they had sex. Her career is over anyways.
hotpackage on
Melania must be reconsidering if her marriage to Trump is worth riding out until he dies.
Gariona-Atrinon on
If anyone thinks he can still get it up, you’re silly.
Lyman5209 on
>“They can’t imagine the fact that the president of the United States has people in his life who he considers to be friends.”
Joe Biden absolutely has friends. Trump isn’t the president
Interesting-Olive842 on
Loomer’s doing a great job as far as I can tell.
dbag3o1 on
Are Melania and Donald in an open relationship? 👀
GratefuLdPhisH on
And when she claims the trump and her are very close, she means in the bedroom too
500owls on
I think they’re having sex together. Just a theory.
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ChungusAhUm on
>“Obviously, he trusts me if I’m on his plane, and I don’t work for Donald Trump,” she continued. “They can’t imagine the fact that the president of the United States has people in his life who he considers to be friends.
Not the president. Private citizen. You don’t get to invent your own president. Sick of these fucks, among other things, constantly referring to Trump as the president. You don’t get to live in an alternate reality. There’s one reality and one president, and it isn’t him.
ejohn916 on
So the Trump kids have a new Step mom? Is that what I’m hearing?
TDotSkilliams on
she probly did some kind of cynthia plastercaster type shit on him
Tommy__want__wingy on
They are not panicking
Necessary_Chip9934 on
Party of family values is at it again.
GrandMoffJenkins on
If Loomer is pregnant, I bet the Trump Campaign or the RNC will make her get an abortion. And if they do, I hope the record of that clinic visit leaks in October.
TopEagle4012 on
Hey everybody, you need to chill on this because I have it on really good authority she’s really an undercover agent for the Democrats. Because think about it who else has done more to destroy the image of that orange POS than Laura Loomer? I mean, she’s taken Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert and managed to outdo them in showing America what today’s new Republicon woman is all about. So let’s just let her do her magic because it’s working wonders. 😂
Beneficial_Goal1766 on
She is the red woman.
johntesting on
There are a lot of Americans that have got to be the dumbest people in the world .
Looking from the outside it’s the world’s biggest soap opera spiralling down into hell
ripndipp on
She is definitely just mashing his smegma covered shroom. Wringing the piss out of it.
Purify5 on
Imagine Joe Biden was hanging out with a woman 50 years his junior while out campaigning all the while Jill Biden was nowhere to be seen.
There would be nonstop Fox News coverage. But since it’s Trump I doubt it even hit their radar.
Northerngal_420 on
I’ve never been one to watch soap operas but this is awesome.
Northerngal_420 on
Trump and Loomer are Homelander and Firecracker
Rude_Tie4674 on
This person has outstayed her 15 minutes.
Leeroy_D on
Do I hear shadow government?
liverstealer on
Keep in mind all of this talk about DJT and Loomer may be true, it is only out there to act as a distraction from talking about anything of substance (policy, etc). Also to steal any oxygen from Harris in the media.
forgot_my_useragain on
Is it just me or did this person just sorta appear out of nowhere? I’m not the most informed guy in the world, but I hadn’t heard of her til like last week when she started loomin’ the shroom.
NeasaV on
Why? We already know he’s a cheater. It doesn’t give us anything we didn’t already know about the piece of crap.
Rutger_Meower on
They are for sure banging. This is exactly what the side chick says when confronted by reporters.
bdog59600 on
Having Laura Loomer as a close, personal friend is somehow an even more damning indictment of Trump’s character than him sleeping with her or using her for craven political gain.
time_drifter on
**“Obviously, he trusts me if I’m on his plane, and I don’t work for Donald Trump,” she continued.**
There it is. Confirmation of FWB.
JacksonTheGrey on
Have I missed it or have his children been awfully quiet these days?
Whorrox on
Well, we are no longer talking about Trump and Project 2025, so Trump Team feels good about that.
IsGoingTTaM on
Trump is a vile human, of course he’s cheating on his wife. This man went to pedo island over 10+ times from the flight logs.
Outrageous-Book9799 on
maga is a clown show full of the worst most selfish people…
ktq2019 on
If she fucks it up enough for him and he loses, I will formally forgive her for being such a bitch in school together.
Daxnu on
I don’t care who he mushrooms, I care that he loses and when he runs in 4 years agian that he loses agian
SpleenBender on
>Trump—who has been accused of interfering with the 2020 presidential election, called his political enemies “vermin,” promised to imprison his opponents, vowed to begin the largest deportations in the history of the United States, and spread racist lies about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs—is *NOW ACCUSING THE OTHER SIDE* of going too far by … *pointing out that he did any of these things*.
Squirrel_Chucks on
>The media is full of shit. OK?” Loomer said on her podcast, Loomer Unleashed, on Saturday. “These people are liars. They are con artists, and all they do is lie. They are running a coordinated smear campaign because I am effective. Donald Trump likes me. Donald Trump trusts me. OK?
Effective? At what?
She’s a troll who thinks getting deplatformed for racism is a badge of honor.
And thanks for confirming that Donald trusts open and proud racists.
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I’m sure they have a very hands on relationship.
He trusts you, and lets you on his plan because you apparently are the only one willing to give him blowies.
Just keep saying crazier shit! Do it, you lead paint eating jackwagons!
And, if possible, alienate another red state like you did with Ohio! Do it!
She should just lie and say that they had sex. Her career is over anyways.
Melania must be reconsidering if her marriage to Trump is worth riding out until he dies.
If anyone thinks he can still get it up, you’re silly.
>“They can’t imagine the fact that the president of the United States has people in his life who he considers to be friends.”
Joe Biden absolutely has friends. Trump isn’t the president
Loomer’s doing a great job as far as I can tell.
Are Melania and Donald in an open relationship? 👀
And when she claims the trump and her are very close, she means in the bedroom too
I think they’re having sex together. Just a theory.
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>“Obviously, he trusts me if I’m on his plane, and I don’t work for Donald Trump,” she continued. “They can’t imagine the fact that the president of the United States has people in his life who he considers to be friends.
Not the president. Private citizen. You don’t get to invent your own president. Sick of these fucks, among other things, constantly referring to Trump as the president. You don’t get to live in an alternate reality. There’s one reality and one president, and it isn’t him.
So the Trump kids have a new Step mom? Is that what I’m hearing?
she probly did some kind of cynthia plastercaster type shit on him
They are not panicking
Party of family values is at it again.
If Loomer is pregnant, I bet the Trump Campaign or the RNC will make her get an abortion. And if they do, I hope the record of that clinic visit leaks in October.
Hey everybody, you need to chill on this because I have it on really good authority she’s really an undercover agent for the Democrats. Because think about it who else has done more to destroy the image of that orange POS than Laura Loomer? I mean, she’s taken Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert and managed to outdo them in showing America what today’s new Republicon woman is all about. So let’s just let her do her magic because it’s working wonders. 😂
She is the red woman.
There are a lot of Americans that have got to be the dumbest people in the world .
Looking from the outside it’s the world’s biggest soap opera spiralling down into hell
She is definitely just mashing his smegma covered shroom. Wringing the piss out of it.
Imagine Joe Biden was hanging out with a woman 50 years his junior while out campaigning all the while Jill Biden was nowhere to be seen.
There would be nonstop Fox News coverage. But since it’s Trump I doubt it even hit their radar.
I’ve never been one to watch soap operas but this is awesome.
Trump and Loomer are Homelander and Firecracker
This person has outstayed her 15 minutes.
Do I hear shadow government?
Keep in mind all of this talk about DJT and Loomer may be true, it is only out there to act as a distraction from talking about anything of substance (policy, etc). Also to steal any oxygen from Harris in the media.
Is it just me or did this person just sorta appear out of nowhere? I’m not the most informed guy in the world, but I hadn’t heard of her til like last week when she started loomin’ the shroom.
Why? We already know he’s a cheater. It doesn’t give us anything we didn’t already know about the piece of crap.
They are for sure banging. This is exactly what the side chick says when confronted by reporters.
Having Laura Loomer as a close, personal friend is somehow an even more damning indictment of Trump’s character than him sleeping with her or using her for craven political gain.
**“Obviously, he trusts me if I’m on his plane, and I don’t work for Donald Trump,” she continued.**
There it is. Confirmation of FWB.
Have I missed it or have his children been awfully quiet these days?
Well, we are no longer talking about Trump and Project 2025, so Trump Team feels good about that.
Trump is a vile human, of course he’s cheating on his wife. This man went to pedo island over 10+ times from the flight logs.
maga is a clown show full of the worst most selfish people…
If she fucks it up enough for him and he loses, I will formally forgive her for being such a bitch in school together.
I don’t care who he mushrooms, I care that he loses and when he runs in 4 years agian that he loses agian
>Trump—who has been accused of interfering with the 2020 presidential election, called his political enemies “vermin,” promised to imprison his opponents, vowed to begin the largest deportations in the history of the United States, and spread racist lies about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs—is *NOW ACCUSING THE OTHER SIDE* of going too far by … *pointing out that he did any of these things*.
>The media is full of shit. OK?” Loomer said on her podcast, Loomer Unleashed, on Saturday. “These people are liars. They are con artists, and all they do is lie. They are running a coordinated smear campaign because I am effective. Donald Trump likes me. Donald Trump trusts me. OK?
Effective? At what?
She’s a troll who thinks getting deplatformed for racism is a badge of honor.
And thanks for confirming that Donald trusts open and proud racists.