Ermittlungen zeigen, dass Wladimir Putin in Russland zwei heimliche Söhne hat, die Disney lieben

***The Telegraph reports:***

Vladimir Putin has two secret sons who love to impersonate the Disney characters he loathes, an investigation has revealed.

Ivan Putin and Vladimir Putin Jr, aged nine and five, reportedly spend most of their time at a fortified hideaway in Valdai, north of Moscow.

Their mother is Alina Kabaeva, 41, a retired Olympic gymnast and the 71-year-old’s longtime lover, according to an investigation by the Dossier Center, which was founded by the exiled former oligarch and opposition activist Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

The children are said to live a luxurious but isolated life at a variety of presidential residences where they are taken care of by round-the-clock teachers, nannies, personal chefs, drivers, professional sports trainers and tutors.

The two boys are also free to play with a large assortment of Lego sets, as well as two ponies, rabbits and a St Bernard dog that are cared for by agents from the Kremlin’s Federal Security Service (FSB).

They drink only from their own personal mugs, like their father, who is frightened of being poisoned, and have separate special meals prepared for them. They eat with staff at breakfast and noon, then take an afternoon nap.

Visits from their father are said to be “special” occasions for the boys, with the Russian president reported to especially enjoy playing ice hockey with the elder son, Ivan.

The teams in these matches are made up entirely of FSB agents, apart from the two Putins, who always play on the same side.

However, the Russian president has expressed annoyance that the boys could not be entirely shielded from Western influences.

Ivan enjoys spending time pretending to be characters from Disney cartoons, which he is only able to do alone or with his minders because of his father’s preference for Soviet cartoons.

“Our Soviet cartoons, of course, are of a completely different quality: naturally, their emotional and aesthetic impact on a developing person is completely different,” Putin said in January 2024.

The family advertised for a live-in English teacher for the boys. The job description did not identify the family, but warned that the post would require two weeks of quarantine before starting work at Valdai.

The offered salary was £6,500 per month, which has reportedly not prevented high turnover in the job.

**Full story:** [**https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/09/05/putin-has-two-secret-sons-who-love-disney/**](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/09/05/putin-has-two-secret-sons-who-love-disney/)

Not that good of a secret huh

They are only allowed to watch Disney movies that have one or both of the parents dying during the movie tho. Important stipulation.

Seems odd though…. In such a protected isolated lifestyle with around the clock care and teaching, they were exposed to Disney?

According to Disney+ terms and conditions Disney is allowed to reposes their father and make him work in the Animation mines.

I mean, who doesn’t. Especially now that they officially introduced pegging to the MCU.

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/09/05/putin-has-two-secret-sons-who-love-disney/) reduced by 84%. (I’m a bot)
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> Vladimir Putin has two secret sons who love to impersonate the Disney characters he loathes, an investigation has revealed.

> Ivan Putin and Vladimir Putin Jr, aged nine and five, reportedly spend most of their time at a fortified hideaway in Valdai, north of Moscow.

> The two boys are also free to play with a large assortment of Lego sets, as well as two ponies, rabbits and a St Bernard dog that are cared for by agents from the Kremlin's Federal Security Service.

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For anyone who’s read le carre, I hope you find this strangely prophetic as I do

This wasn’t on my bingo card!

I feel sad for his sons. Imagine living in a golden cage and then growing up to find out your dad bombed kids in Ukraine for fun. His sons will have some serious mental health issues

I hope both sons are gay. Just to mess with him

“ like their father, who is frightened of being poisoned”. Yeah sociopaths tend to fear their own tactics being used against them.

ok

Imagine the awkward family dinner when the Disney loving kids try to explain why they love Cinderella while dad’s ranting about Soviet cartoons and geopoliticss.

Are they allowed to be with other children?