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    Russland warnt die USA: „Machen Sie keine Witze über unsere roten Linien“


    Russland warnt die USA: „Machen Sie keine Witze über unsere roten Linien“

    https://www.newsweek.com/russia-red-lines-united-states-long-range-missiles-ukraine-1948786

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    1. BothZookeepergame612 on

      Russia has cried Wolf so many times in the last two plus years since they invaded Ukraine a sovereign country.
      It’s hard to realize they would start world war III because they don’t get their way in a small country…
      There’s saber rattling is getting quite annoying…

    2. Montreal_Metro on

      Translation: “Please make fun of our red line we’ve none.”

    3. passwordstolen on

      We shall henceforth call them Red Stripe. Wonder if they have it in Vodka favor.

    4. MikeMurray128 on

      “Joking about our red lines is one of our red lines. If you make joke, you cross another red line and force us to make more red lines. You joke, we make more. Then you joke more but we just red line more and more. Then you run out of joke, and we still have red lines so who’s laughing them? We win!”

      -Sergey Lavrov

    7. swizzcheez on

      Like that one on his forehead over where his eyebrows are supposed to be?

    8. efequalma on

      It’s like a toddler insisting that their red crayon scribbles on the wall are actually modern art. Stop.

    9. stiffgerman on

      Russia’s Red Line Industrial Complex is cranking out so many Red Lines that they can flood the market and undercut any other country’s Red Line production.

      The Great China is preparing to apply tariffs on imported Russian Red Lines to protect their Red Line industry.

      India is purchasing Red Lines at a discounted rate to resell to other BRIC countries, like Venezuela and South Africa.

      North Korea is currently accepting Red Lines of a “superior grade” as payment for old artillery shells.

      Iran is in negotiations to trade “ballistic” (if it goes up it will come down) missile systems to Russia for Red Lines that they can then use to subsidize Houthi proclamations about the Red Sea.

      The US and the EU are currently working on a sanctions package that will limit the production of Red Lines by strangling the supply of hyperbolic adjectives flowing into Russia. It may take years, but it will show some effect, according to economists…

    11. Ok_Economist7701 on

      I’ve never felt more tempted to inappropriately touch RU red lines. However they look hot pink to me.

    12. punktfan on

      Which ones? I recall recently reading a list of Russia’s red lines on Wikipedia. More of them have been crossed than not, and Russia hasn’t done anything other than cry about it and continue killing Ukrainian civilians. Russia can shove their red lines up their ass.

    14. TheMcMcMcMcMc on

      Seriously, don’t ever joke about another man’s dirty underwear

    16. Papa_Synchronicity on

      There are many people in the United States of America that are sick of Russia’s threats and are ready for war if that’s what you want Putin…you too Xi.

    17. Agressive-toothbrush on

      I’ll make fun of his **tan line** in the middle of his forehead…

      What’s with fascists and their habit of using bronzer on their face?

    19. No_Pirate_7367 on

      A red line was having dinner with a blue line when blue line asked…..

    20. AllLiquid4 on

      If nukes are used there will be no more Russia. It will be forcibly partitioned into 10+ states with each speaking their own language.

      And Putin’s sons will be earning money on the speaking circuit going on how it was being brought up in total seclusion by the world’s second Hitler who destroyed the worlds biggest country.

    21. thoawaydatrash on

      “Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”
      – Russia

    23. mymadrant on

      ‘What are you going to do, bleed on me?’ King Arthur to the Black Knight.

    24. BBBlitzkrieGGG on

      Funny how the old USSR jokes about Maoist China’s 83,641 final warning. Now the jokes on them 😆.

    25. RipFlair on

      “Seriously you guys, stop making jokes about our red lines. Enough is enough. You hurt Putin feelings.”

    26. happyflowerzombie on

      I’d like to see red lines across the neck of him and Putin and awful lot.

    27. minion531 on

      Despite their ramblings, no one thinks Russia will use nuclear weapons and start WWIII. No one believes that. So fuck their red lines. Red lines are what a country can enforce. Other than that, it’s just propaganda.

    28. loggy_sci on

      But like literally actually, which US politician joked about their red lines?

    30. kevshp on

      You can cross our red lines, just don’t make fun of them …or else!

      Obligatory fuck Putin.

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