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    Putin zu Schulkindern: Durch Dampfen werden Sie keine Kinder mehr bekommen


    Putin zu Schulkindern: Durch Dampfen werden Sie keine Kinder mehr bekommen

    https://www.politico.eu/article/putin-to-schoolkids-vaping-will-make-you-infertile/

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    41 Comments

    1. Somhlth on

      Funny how he didn’t seem to mention the effect that invading other countries has on fertility rates.

    2. arlondiluthel on

      Technically speaking… Isn’t there some link between nicotine use and infertility? Horrible way of putting it, but…

    3. KennyShowers on

      Man I vaped, smoked weed every day, drank beer regularly, never exercised, had a terrible diet, and still knocked up my girlfriend who was on birth control.

      Don’t underestimate your semen.

    4. ToeKnail on

      Putin to school kids: No vape. Have kids. Fight war. I will make sure your kids fight too. Save yourself to die for Mother Russia.

    6. MAGAJihad on

      How did this low life even up becoming president of a country?

      He’s more considered about smoking over sending his people to war and not coming back. Being six feet in the ground will stop you having babies.

    8. AFineDayForScience on

      Is he trying to get them into vaping, or is he trying to trick teenagers into having kids?

    11. SignifigantZebra on

      russian state is beyond deranged, it resembles something out of warhammer fiction now.

      a grotesque marriage of ultranationalist, warmongering fascism, violence celebrating fake-religion, and treating people like cattle.

      I forget who said it exactly, but about a year or two ago some Kremlin mouthpeice was going on about saying young women should be mandated to have children, saying something like “They wasted their twenties dancing in discos, now it’s time for them to fulfull their obligations to russia’s future”

    15. Shadowlance23 on

      Fair call, he’s really going to need to up the fertility rate since he’s currently busy depopulating the country.

    16. PeacefulPeople19 on

      You know what else will stop you from having babies, dying in a war of conquest for greedy pricks.

    18. Ploppyun on

      “Conversation about Important Things” was a discussion about breeding (vapes reduce fertility) and preserving life (car vs motorbike).

      Wow Putin really seems to be interesting in creating and preserving life!

    20. redgr812 on

      Putin throwing any male fighting age to war historically has a larger effect.

    21. anno_1990 on

      I would have thought: “Great! I don’t want any babies”. I am quite sure, some Russian youths think the same. So his “warnings” will not make them stop.

    22. RwaarwR on

      So sales have gone up?

      I’d never want Russia to be the fate of my child.

    25. efequalma on

      But no commentary about how much of an impact dropping bombs on children’s hospitals has on birth rates?

    26. monkeywithgun on

      .Putin to schoolkids: Vaping will ~~stop you having babies~~ reduce Russias future cannon fodder.

    29. r4ngaa123 on

      I’m happy with a “by any means” on this one. Even a broken clock is right twice a day fuck smoking lol

    30. LynxJesus on

      ah yes, teens notoriously value having kids over fitting in! Vlad’s got his finger on the pulse of the youth 

    31. lurk779 on

      *… and having your dick blown off by Ukrainian drone totally won’t. Pinky promise!*

    32. lexorix on

      You want unexpected pregnancies? Because that’s how you get unexpected pregnancies. And ants.

    34. sersomeone on

      “And if there’s no more babies, who else can we send to more 3 day special operations?”

    36. mintchan on

      Schoolkids would believe vaping is birth control and stop using other methods of birth control. Cause a lot of unwanted pregnancy

      Then Putin would ban abortion. Forcing the babies to be born and raised in poverty. 18 years later, he get abundant of desperate young people to be recruited to Russia army

    37. super_penguin25 on

      Good, I am actively trying to sabotage all chances of me passing down my genes. 

    39. Dont-rush-2xfils on

      He needs the birth rate up. Thinking long term here isn’t he

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