Eine ziemliche Überraschung, die ich fand. Fehlte etwas oder wurde etwas zurückgelassen?

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Von MiggeldyMackDaddy

32 Comments

  1. Only one rasher , no funghi ,

    if i was served this at a cafe

    I defo would not buy

  2. OldManOriginal on

    I assume this rather meagre food

    Cost a lot more than it should

    A shortage of those sugar-laced beans

    And those two puddings,boy look mean!

  3. SamLoudermilk247 on

    IF by RUDYARD KIPLING

    If you can keep your head when all about you   

        Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,   

    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

        But make allowance for their doubting too;   

    If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

        Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

    Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,

        And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;   

        If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;   

    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

        And treat those two impostors just the same;   

    If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

        Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

    Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

        And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings

        And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

    And lose, and start again at your beginnings

        And never breathe a word about your loss;

    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

        To serve your turn long after they are gone,   

    And so hold on when there is nothing in you

        Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,   

        Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

        If all men count with you, but none too much;

    If you can fill the unforgiving minute

        With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,   

    Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,   

        And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son

  4. Are you on ‘shrooms?

    There’s plenty more room

    For plenty more ‘shroom

  5. seantarg92 on

    Of that toast, I would not boast

    For i have seen more scorched ice,

    The rest, yet not impressed,

    I would describe as nice.

  6. Laszlo_Daytona on

    Call that a rasher?
    It’s mostly rind.
    And about that egg,
    Must be from a cocks behind.

  7. dinevalesco on

    No crispy potatoes, that’s disappointing.
    Overall not so bad though, apart from the ‘shroom thing.

  8. jacqueVchr on

    Beans they are,
    Jaegerbombs they are not,
    It is rather curious,
    Why they’re being served as a shot

  9. TheStoicNihilist on

    If I served you that I’d be feeling guilt-stricken,
    because that egg must have come from a miniature chicken.

  10. Could do with a farl and a bit more veg.

    Why’s that bacon falling off the edge?

  11. young_effy on

    Indeed it looks like something was lost

    If you don’t mind me asking, how much did it cost?

  12. Such_Significance905 on

    I like it all, especially the bacon, but I do not like that it’s escapin’

  13. Two different puddings a black and a white,
    but only one rasher, that’s clearly not right.
    only an egg,and a single mushroom,
    come now fella, there’s plenty of room.

  14. One of each pudding,

    Does not inspire loving

    And only one rasher?

    A real head scratcher

    Sausages – at least there are two.

    As for the beans, far too few.

    Tis a small breakfast for sure.

    Room for lunch is assured

  15. avidlistener on

    Two sausages, that’s a joke.
    What’s that green stuff on the yolk?

  16. Grand_Poem_3276 on

    It looks great – ‘twould be better than most –

    If you add an egg and another slice of toast

  17. WalkerBotMan on

    The toast’s not toasted.
    The bangers look roasted.
    The beans are meager.
    The egg is just meaner.

  18. GroltonIsTheDog on

    Friend, I ask where’s the rest of your egg?
    And why are your pudding cut as high as a leg?

  19. Purpazoid1 on

    My first two thoughts were: hwy is ther a gap in the middle and the bacon hanging off?

    Second thought was…..(I know, purists will be horified0 where’s the chips? Where’s the pot of tae?

  20. Wise_Cheetah85 on

    Apart from the arrangement, it looks fine to me. Basic breakfast.

  21. SoloWingPixy88 on

    Whats wrong with your egg and where the hash brown and why does the bread look like cardboard. Not something id be bragging about.

  22. Auld Mr Brennan has said
    Indeeden thats not my bread
    That sourdough thing
    Is a pain in the ring
    Like the pandemic I’d wish it’d die

  23. FantanaFoReal on

    This looks like it’s from a hotel buffet. I can literally see how tepid those puddings are.

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