Because someone thinks they are funny and drew it on
Inside-Name4808 on
We don’t talk about that.
RaymondBeaumont on
egilsstaðir is so far east that it gets a lot of radon from the mainland.
(somebody just put that sticker there as a joke)
thaw800 on
stickers are cheap
Snoo72721 on
Your mom lives there
spring_gubbjavel on
You haven’t heard about “the event”?
KingSeth on
That’s a beachball.
ViggoVidutan on
I’m not saying it was aliens… but 🖖👽🛰️☢️🔱🚾
Comar31 on
The US paid us a marshall money to drive sheep trucks there. Many many. Rhousands of a sheep. They nuke all of the sheep. A test to beat soviet.They pay us pulsa and beer for it but we still have a ash sometimes.
Butgut_Maximus on
You haven’t heard about the icelandic chernobyl?
hinnsvartingi on
Just don’t go there around Þorláksmessu 🤢🫢
KlM-J0NG-UN on
Why not?
11MHz on
Holy shit, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I know what happened. Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
I work for a subcontractor that does environmental testing. We were called in for an “urgent and classified” job in Iceland last month. What I saw there… I’m risking everything by sharing this.
There’s a secret research facility about 10km outside Egilsstaðir. They’ve been working on some kind of experimental nuclear reactor – way smaller and more efficient than anything public. Something went terribly wrong during a test. There was a partial meltdown and release of radioactive material.
The Icelandic government and some foreign agencies (I think US and maybe UK) have been running a massive cover-up operation. They evacuated the town under the guise of a chemical spill, but it was to prevent radiation exposure. The military and hazmat teams were there for containment and cleanup.
The “weird symptoms” people experienced? Classic radiation poisoning. The changed vegetation in satellite images? That’s what happens when an area gets hit with a high dose of radiation.
They’re keeping people out of the most contaminated areas and are trying to decontaminate as much as possible. But some parts of town might be uninhabitable for years.
I’m telling you, this is big. Like, Chernobyl-level big, but they’re actually managing to keep it quiet. I don’t know how long they can keep this under wraps, but I had to say something. People need to know the truth.
Delete this if you want. I’ll probably lose my job for this, but I can’t stay silent anymore.
Mætti endilega kasta svona merki á skiltið í Þorlákshöfn, lyktin alltaf jafn frískandi.
Nashashuk193 on
Trolls messing about
efekankorpez on
The weather is radioactively good there
Armadillo_Prudent on
Djöfull mun ég drepast úr hlátri ef Fox News eða CNN eða eitthvað birtir grein um kjarnorku slys á Íslandi eftir að einhver blaðamaður hjá þeim les kommentin hérna
Watch out for radioactive toyota pickup driving in the area, has same symbol 😀
MemeAccountantTony on
The Midgard Serpent spews venom on you if you enter this town without giving a local 10,000 ISK.
jonr on
Because of the incident
Discord-mod-disliker on
I mean…it COULD be a Viking shield!
chippa93 on
Egilsstaðir means ‘Radiation activity’ , so ‘Egils’ = radiation, and ‘staðir’ = activity. Its safe there now though, but you may see some people with extra fingers or one eye – but thats not because of the radiation, there’s other reasons behind that
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Because someone thinks they are funny and drew it on
We don’t talk about that.
egilsstaðir is so far east that it gets a lot of radon from the mainland.
(somebody just put that sticker there as a joke)
stickers are cheap
Your mom lives there
You haven’t heard about “the event”?
That’s a beachball.
I’m not saying it was aliens… but 🖖👽🛰️☢️🔱🚾
The US paid us a marshall money to drive sheep trucks there. Many many. Rhousands of a sheep. They nuke all of the sheep. A test to beat soviet.They pay us pulsa and beer for it but we still have a ash sometimes.
You haven’t heard about the icelandic chernobyl?
Just don’t go there around Þorláksmessu 🤢🫢
Why not?
Holy shit, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I know what happened. Throwaway account for obvious reasons.
I work for a subcontractor that does environmental testing. We were called in for an “urgent and classified” job in Iceland last month. What I saw there… I’m risking everything by sharing this.
There’s a secret research facility about 10km outside Egilsstaðir. They’ve been working on some kind of experimental nuclear reactor – way smaller and more efficient than anything public. Something went terribly wrong during a test. There was a partial meltdown and release of radioactive material.
The Icelandic government and some foreign agencies (I think US and maybe UK) have been running a massive cover-up operation. They evacuated the town under the guise of a chemical spill, but it was to prevent radiation exposure. The military and hazmat teams were there for containment and cleanup.
The “weird symptoms” people experienced? Classic radiation poisoning. The changed vegetation in satellite images? That’s what happens when an area gets hit with a high dose of radiation.
They’re keeping people out of the most contaminated areas and are trying to decontaminate as much as possible. But some parts of town might be uninhabitable for years.
I’m telling you, this is big. Like, Chernobyl-level big, but they’re actually managing to keep it quiet. I don’t know how long they can keep this under wraps, but I had to say something. People need to know the truth.
Delete this if you want. I’ll probably lose my job for this, but I can’t stay silent anymore.
*edit*: it should be obvious to anyone who knows but the prions that have been recently “discovered” in local animals are almost certainly related https://grapevine.is/news/2023/04/05/scrapie-discovery-in-iceland-triggers-strict-measures-for-sheep-farming/
Mætti endilega kasta svona merki á skiltið í Þorlákshöfn, lyktin alltaf jafn frískandi.
Trolls messing about
The weather is radioactively good there
Djöfull mun ég drepast úr hlátri ef Fox News eða CNN eða eitthvað birtir grein um kjarnorku slys á Íslandi eftir að einhver blaðamaður hjá þeim les kommentin hérna
Because they ran out of biohazard symbols
It’s loading
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY)
Watch out for radioactive toyota pickup driving in the area, has same symbol 😀
The Midgard Serpent spews venom on you if you enter this town without giving a local 10,000 ISK.
Because of the incident
I mean…it COULD be a Viking shield!
Egilsstaðir means ‘Radiation activity’ , so ‘Egils’ = radiation, and ‘staðir’ = activity. Its safe there now though, but you may see some people with extra fingers or one eye – but thats not because of the radiation, there’s other reasons behind that
People there be toxic
Don’t go, You won’t come back like yourself.