No onw fucks their own sorry ass more thoroughly that DJT does.
And MAGA thinks this makes him some sort of paragon of Presidential fitness.
Timely_Rooster on
She didn’t have to give him an extension. But he still rages and ridicules her. What a loser!
JBupp on
Ah, the advantage of being old is all of the old television jingles I can go through.
I’m presently reading this to the tune of Dragnet (the original): Bum de bum, bum de bum de bum . . .
So appropriate.
aluminumdisc on
Having his base know that he’s broke must be absolutely killing him.
Palidor on
It’s Monday now, is his time up?
I bet he’s waking up, wishing this was all a dream
Lethologicuh on
Time’s up, Donnie boy!
Alistazia on
He’s going to come through, towards the end of the day, with a loan from some company
In a day or two, there will be a story about how the company has some amount of connection to Russia
Nothing will change
boxhunter91 on
What time is it due? I bet you havnt slept all night Donnie boy. Munching on your burgers. How is love to be the remnants of ketchup on the wall at Fart-a-Lardo
dj_spatial on
Last chance to do the honorable thing and jump off Trump Tower Donnie
NCMathDude on
He’s peddling the remaining papers as we speak
AdmiralBarackAdama on
He will post bond by the end of the day, unfortunately.
Chips1709 on
God I hope that he doesn’t find some last minute deal to place the bond.
Tony2030 on
Yeah yeah yeah….”corruption” and “interference” or whatever. pay up, Chump. You’re guilty.
wingdingblingthing on
how many can it be? that’s only around 1.8 million tug jobs.
showme_yourdogs on
I mean his daughter and son in law can cover it, ask them.
AggressiveBookBinder on
He’s threatening a literal bloodbath. He’s scared and is trying to one again activate his army to begin the killing again.
battledragons on
“All I need is this stool and this pinwheel and this dog. I don’t need the dog.” —trump, a week from now.
Sure_Garbage_2119 on
tik-tok does the clock, tik-tok
get reket, scummy orange jebus!
Potential_District52 on
Probably the state of Florida.
novicegrammah on
I’ll believe it when his assets get seized. Chances are Trump can post bond and is waiting until the very last minute so he can spin it as a win.
PleaseEvolve on
Check letterhead will say RNC…
siberianmi on
The bond is getting posted today or delayed. Nothing will ever be seized and it will drag on in appeal. The amount of people who are celebrating this and don’t see this coming is astonishing.
We will repeat the cycle of people being angry about it, MAGA fools gloating, until the next shiny story drops.
MonsieurReynard on
Bear down faster.
Dwindle faster.
justlisten36 on
Since the 80s we’ve been making fun of how broke this guy actually is. Ya know, back when he was a democrat aka one of us. See the SNL skit of him and Ivanka selling their stuff for presents for each other. Only smooth brains who only preach history rather than actually learning it are still believing in this nutsack
DaM00s13 on
Bear down for midterms.
HavingNotAttained on
And when you’re a star they let you do it.
Grab him by the assets, Tish!
1Originalmind on
I don’t think Chump would risk all of his properties against the off chance he could lower his fines. If he could have swindled his way out of this friday I think he would have. I don’t think anyone can afford to come to his aid, or find a benefit in doing so. Even if they help him today chances are there’s a number of other cases he’s totally fucked on later on. That maybe even helping him here would make worse. I think today really might be dipshit’s first taste of accountability.
Shanknuts on
Take his plane and swap it out for a 737 Max.
Loring on
Has he even considered sucking dick yet?
Past-Direction9145 on
the media is so disgustingly in bed with him
“options dwindle for the terrorist caught bombing moscow”
like lets see it in a light that is a bit less supportive and a whole lot more recognizing our courts and laws broken and punishments for those types of fraud.
but MSM? not be right wing? when all of it is owned by controlling right wing powers? yeah not gonna happen.
“options dwindle for our fearless leader” is what it should say
TigreSauvage on
I bet Trump is trying to auction off Melania’s dresses 😄
Someoneoverthere42 on
Can’t he just, y’know, not pay it? Didn’t he say he didn’t have to pay his bills because he’s smart?
casillero on
If Donald goes homeless will he still have secret service living out in the streets with him? 😂
Necessary-Ad-3679 on
All I’m asking for is consequences for his actions. That’s it.
I’m so sick to death of these “OOOOOH TRUMP’S IN TROUBLE NOOOOW!” articles and then nothing happens, yet again.
If he lost even ONE building because of his hissy fits in court I’d consider it a win at this point.
ObeseTsunami on
That’s over a million dollars for every time he pleaded the fifth in this case.
KyCerealKiller on
He has the cash guys. He said so. He just doesn’t want to spend it on that. Duh
Lucky_Wilkens on
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person. My only concern is that the Republicans may actually react quickly enough to save their ‘sinking ship.’ But, on the other hand, they are Republicans.
They worked for this, they earned it, they will reap the fruits of their labor. /s
AmazingSquare8542 on
Stock and Options. DWAC PUTS
SadPhase2589 on
I still think he weasels out of it by the end of the day.
SparkyMuffin on
If he has the money, he’s probably waiting until the last second to bleed any money from his suckers
Affectionate_Pay_391 on
The right compares him to Jesus while the rest of us are watching the live portrayal of Icarus.
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I want him bankrupt by lunch today
No onw fucks their own sorry ass more thoroughly that DJT does.
And MAGA thinks this makes him some sort of paragon of Presidential fitness.
She didn’t have to give him an extension. But he still rages and ridicules her. What a loser!
Ah, the advantage of being old is all of the old television jingles I can go through.
I’m presently reading this to the tune of Dragnet (the original): Bum de bum, bum de bum de bum . . .
So appropriate.
Having his base know that he’s broke must be absolutely killing him.
It’s Monday now, is his time up?
I bet he’s waking up, wishing this was all a dream
Time’s up, Donnie boy!
He’s going to come through, towards the end of the day, with a loan from some company
In a day or two, there will be a story about how the company has some amount of connection to Russia
Nothing will change
What time is it due? I bet you havnt slept all night Donnie boy. Munching on your burgers. How is love to be the remnants of ketchup on the wall at Fart-a-Lardo
Last chance to do the honorable thing and jump off Trump Tower Donnie
He’s peddling the remaining papers as we speak
He will post bond by the end of the day, unfortunately.
God I hope that he doesn’t find some last minute deal to place the bond.
Yeah yeah yeah….”corruption” and “interference” or whatever. pay up, Chump. You’re guilty.
how many can it be? that’s only around 1.8 million tug jobs.
I mean his daughter and son in law can cover it, ask them.
He’s threatening a literal bloodbath. He’s scared and is trying to one again activate his army to begin the killing again.
“All I need is this stool and this pinwheel and this dog. I don’t need the dog.” —trump, a week from now.
tik-tok does the clock, tik-tok
get reket, scummy orange jebus!
Probably the state of Florida.
I’ll believe it when his assets get seized. Chances are Trump can post bond and is waiting until the very last minute so he can spin it as a win.
Check letterhead will say RNC…
The bond is getting posted today or delayed. Nothing will ever be seized and it will drag on in appeal. The amount of people who are celebrating this and don’t see this coming is astonishing.
We will repeat the cycle of people being angry about it, MAGA fools gloating, until the next shiny story drops.
Bear down faster.
Dwindle faster.
Since the 80s we’ve been making fun of how broke this guy actually is. Ya know, back when he was a democrat aka one of us. See the SNL skit of him and Ivanka selling their stuff for presents for each other. Only smooth brains who only preach history rather than actually learning it are still believing in this nutsack
Bear down for midterms.
And when you’re a star they let you do it.
Grab him by the assets, Tish!
I don’t think Chump would risk all of his properties against the off chance he could lower his fines. If he could have swindled his way out of this friday I think he would have. I don’t think anyone can afford to come to his aid, or find a benefit in doing so. Even if they help him today chances are there’s a number of other cases he’s totally fucked on later on. That maybe even helping him here would make worse. I think today really might be dipshit’s first taste of accountability.
Take his plane and swap it out for a 737 Max.
Has he even considered sucking dick yet?
the media is so disgustingly in bed with him
“options dwindle for the terrorist caught bombing moscow”
like lets see it in a light that is a bit less supportive and a whole lot more recognizing our courts and laws broken and punishments for those types of fraud.
but MSM? not be right wing? when all of it is owned by controlling right wing powers? yeah not gonna happen.
“options dwindle for our fearless leader” is what it should say
I bet Trump is trying to auction off Melania’s dresses 😄
Can’t he just, y’know, not pay it? Didn’t he say he didn’t have to pay his bills because he’s smart?
If Donald goes homeless will he still have secret service living out in the streets with him? 😂
All I’m asking for is consequences for his actions. That’s it.
I’m so sick to death of these “OOOOOH TRUMP’S IN TROUBLE NOOOOW!” articles and then nothing happens, yet again.
If he lost even ONE building because of his hissy fits in court I’d consider it a win at this point.
That’s over a million dollars for every time he pleaded the fifth in this case.
He has the cash guys. He said so. He just doesn’t want to spend it on that. Duh
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person. My only concern is that the Republicans may actually react quickly enough to save their ‘sinking ship.’ But, on the other hand, they are Republicans.
They worked for this, they earned it, they will reap the fruits of their labor. /s
Stock and Options. DWAC PUTS
I still think he weasels out of it by the end of the day.
If he has the money, he’s probably waiting until the last second to bleed any money from his suckers
The right compares him to Jesus while the rest of us are watching the live portrayal of Icarus.
🍾 🥂
I love this for him